WHAT PIECE OF SHIT IS ON YOUR SHIT LIST???

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by jharp84
real FUCKIN SIMPLE! D-fresh, D-Cheese! game ain't over yet!

You have no game, and you're a complete fucking mess in sneakers. Another retarded, senseless post...

I'm really hurt that the town idiot is one of the haterz...

Seriously, already drunk by mid-afternoon?

Dude, seriously, stop making 30 rambling posts a day, log off the internet, and read a few books. It might do wonders...

[Eddie's Booze]

Originally posted by FORD
If I responded to this thread with my true thoughts, I'd probably be visited by Reichland Security within an hour.

HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!



(But probably 100% true)

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Y'know...

I WOULD add you to my list. I *WOULD*...

***...BUT...***

You don't qualify as a "piece" of shit. No, you're NOT substantial enough for that demarcation.

What you are...is...that little fleck that - no matter how many fucking times you flush - will not leave the presence of the bowl.

You're the little tiny floater, that refuses to go away, and the one purpose of your existence...is to embarrass me when I bring a girl home from a bar, and she says she just needs to use the bathroom for a moment, and then when she comes back out...and she's seen the brown speck that is YOU just swimming merrily and aimlessly around in the bowl, her passion has dissolved and the night turns into a bust.

I fucking hate you!!!

So... what you're saying is that you have and have had a little fleck of shit on your toilet for years now?

You're disgusting.

I mean, yeah, I've heard about people growing attached to weird stuff, but...

I can't talk to you anymore. Not after this.

Cheers! :bottle:

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
So... what you're saying is that you have and have had a little fleck of shit on your toilet for years now?

You're disgusting.

I mean, yeah, I've heard about people growing attached to weird stuff, but...

I can't talk to you anymore. Not after this.

Cheers! :bottle:

But I love you..!

[binnie]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
But I love you..!

A sentimental side to EMA? Would have thought it!

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

What can I say? Imapus's nickname around this part of town is "Imalso Acocksmoker".

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
What can I say? Imapus's nickname around this part of town is "Imalso Acocksmoker".

Another funny name might be "Ivan Inincher".

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
But I love you..!

I know, but I could never come between you and Bob.

Have your way with the double-entendre. You need it, you're unispired.

Evidence #1:

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
What can I say? Imapus's nickname around this part of town is "Imalso Acocksmoker".

Now, that was just... forced. You can do better.

Evidence #2:

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Another funny name might be "Ivan Inincher".

You STILL can do better.

C'mon EMA... we're rootin' for ya.

Think of all the girls that left after they saw the flecks on your "toilet"...

Funny... I never heard someone call his arse toilet...

Cheers! :bottle: