The Cat is Away

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by SparkieD
Poor Tiki...me, the kid, the cat, even the fish is a girl. Our main visitors are our moms, sisters, and our niece is always here. There are no brothers, brothers-in-law, or nephews.

Poor Tiki, in deed!
I have a feeling that the man goes for "a walk" sometimes...???

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by vanhalener
Holy shit man!

Noted. Results may take up to 24 hours.

Please stand by...

If we don't hear from him again, it's probably because he didn't read the WARNINGS...

They either forgot to let him breathe or his friend came out of the closet and decided to wheel in somethin'else than a montain bike! :confused:

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Just make sure you put a new roll of toilet paper before she gets home...

I'll be back

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by smaz
Stick all the furniture in your living room to the cieling....

Working on this one...

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by smaz
Stick all the furniture in your living room to the cieling....

I must be accommodating, but in turn I do not wish to end my relationship with vanhalenette.

So here's the living room furniture and Mr Jose Wales...

and...

[blonddgirl777]

Another advice...
Make sure Mr Jose Wales is all clean as well as his litter box!

[VanHalener]

Here is the furniture on the ceiling. Come on man, I threw in the cat.

[blonddgirl777]

I am very intrigued as to know what are those little white triangles in that plate on the coffee table?

It looks like cheese but that's the hungry French in me speaking...

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Why don't you clean the whole house from top to bottom

I think I have to touch up the mirror.
HOUSE CLEANING SUUUUCKS!!!


No more cleaning until one day before my girl returns.

I need a beer.

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
I am very intrigued as to know what are those little white triangles in that plate on the coffee table?

It looks like cheese but that's the hungry French in me speaking...

Tic-Tac-Toe game vanhalenette picked up for a nephew who likes to play when he visits. You like?

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by SparkieD
Go out and buy your chick a bunch of new sexy lingerie. She'll know you've been thinking about her and you can reap the benefits.

Damn good idea. I guess I can snap a shot of what I buy tomorrow, but I doubt I'll post a pic with the goods in the new lingerie. We'll see

[SparkieD]

Originally posted by vanhalener


I'll be back

Straighten up that damn towel! That one on the left

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by vanhalener
Tic-Tac-Toe game vanhalenette picked up for a nephew who likes to play when he visits. You like?

I absolutely LOVE IT!!!
What store did that came from?

I knew I could smell cheese! L.O.L.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by SparkieD
Straighten up that damn towel! That one on the left

You're hard core girl!
It's been bothering me too L.O.L....

See, how he put the T.P. on the right side?
Good boy!

[SparkieD]

Originally posted by vanhalener
I think I have to touch up the mirror.
HOUSE CLEANING SUUUUCKS!!!


No more cleaning until one day before my girl returns.

I need a beer.

That hand towel needs adjusting! Pronto!