FPI Exclusive: Ally_Kat betrothed, eventually

[Funkmonkey]

Originally posted by Funkmonkey
Flappy pulled off the world's most impossible maneuver:


He successfully cock blocked Hitch.

This could be anti-climactic, given all the build up, but the FPI always comes through.


The scintillating and nubile Ally_Kat has been promised to eventually be promised potential engagement to a one Junyore Grades. These two love birds (cats?) potentially could eventually be seen at a chapel near you. Check your local station for show times.


So where's a perfect place for the proposal?

[lionsfan]

Originally posted by Funkmonkey
The scintillating and nubile Ally_Kat has been promised to eventually be promised potential engagement to a one Junyore Grades. These two love birds (cats?) potentially could eventually be seen at a chapel near you. Check your local station for show times.

I better go grab the rabbit ears for this one...:D

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Funkmonkey
Ally_Kat has been promised to eventually be promised potential engagement

you make it sound like it'l lbe an eternitybefore this happens.

Shit, I'm already scoping out dresses.

[Funkmonkey]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat

Shit, I'm already scoping out dresses.

Wedding dress, or dress for the proposal?

[Ally_Kat]

wedding dresses. A girl's got to plan. You know how expensive these affairs in nyc are?

[Coyote]

I don't have a fucking clue, but i can guess...

[Coyote]

*Which is why I ain't gettin' hitched within the next decade* :D

[Funkmonkey]

Originally posted by Coyote
*Which is why I ain't gettin' hitched within the next decade* :D

Well then how about the next decade after that? I know a furry little marmoset that would love you long time. She's just dyyyyyyyyyin' to meet you!

[alexpgrimes]

If I get married again I'm going to Las Vegas and get married by the Grim Reaper. That should give it the start that it needs..lol

[Funkmonkey]

So where will the proposal take place?

1) Make him go jogging around the reservoir in Central Park. "...huff...puff... Ally, will you.... huff... puff... marry .......puff ....me?"

2) Go to Columbus Circle, catch a buggy ride, and have him address you as "My Princess" while you give the RoyalWAIVE™ to all the mere mortals before he pops the question.

3) Two words: Bronx Zoo. "Oh, honey, go in there and stand beside that gorilla. I'll take your picture. He looks so cute!" And if he complains, "If you do it I might say yes."

4) Go to Arthur's Tavern, in the West Village, and tip the tenor sax player to play the Wedding Theme just before the question is popped.

5) Go to the Met, find a balcony and reinact Romeo and Juliet. Set out an overturned hat and see how much change you get. (As a bonus, break out a long wig and do Rapunzel.)

[Ally_Kat]

well, he does want to go for a carriage ride in Central park. Hmm...

The real question is not how or where but when. Is it going to be on Christmas? My birthday? New years? Our anniversary? Valentine's Day? Graduation? Sometime after that?