Playboy won't pay for Britney

[sadaist]

Even at the VMA's she was still pretty hot. I didn't think she was fat and I'd like to be one of her dirty boyfriends. I even think I have some Vicodin left over from the dentist that I could give her.

I say to Playboy, pay her a million, but every 100th magazine you sell has a golden ticket good for a knobber from her.

[Hardrock69]

The only visual imagery I want to see ever again of Titney is of her on her knees, being fucked in the ass by one guy while also being fucked in her mouth by another.

That is about the only value she has ever had for me.

She is a fucking slut.

[NATEDOG001976]

I'd hit it. She looked hot on MTV last week, fuck the critics!!!

[Hyman Roth]

meh...in terms long term potential revenue, she might still be
valuable to the industry as an "entertainer", or whatever she is...

She shouldn't expect to get anything good for a while, but in about 5 - 10 years, the children that grew up on hers and other "boy-band" music in the 90's are going to feel nostalgic for those acts. She should take advantage of the cycle and go raise her kids right instead of fighting for the C list and against the paps.

[scamper]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
the worst thing would be to know that you could be laying there, in some strange guy's bathroom with goo all over your face!

This deserves to be in someones sig.

[binnie]

Originally posted by sadaist
Even at the VMA's she was still pretty hot. I didn't think she was fat and I'd like to be one of her dirty boyfriends. I even think I have some Vicodin left over from the dentist that I could give her.

Yeah, I thought she looked FINE appearance wise, but her routine was lame and she was clearly not ready for the performance.

Originally posted by sadaist


I say to Playboy, pay her a million, but every 100th magazine you sell has a golden ticket good for a knobber from her.

Sounds like a porno version of Charlie and the Chocolate Facotory!

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by binnie
Sounds like a porno version of Charlie and the Chocolate Facotory!

Whatever can you mean?

Britney and the Poop Factory?

A guided tour into Britney's factory for every 100th magazine?

Really, Binnie... aren't you ashamed for having such dfilthy thoughts? You rascal!

Cheers! :bottle:

[SparkieD]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
She looked hot on MTV last week, fuck the critics!!!

Can't stand the girl, but I thought she looked great at the VMA's. No, she didn't have the perfect body she once had, but she DID have two babies in rapid succession fairly recently.

Funny how so many were calling her fat when those same twats will sing Oprah's praises every time she loses five pounds

[SparkieD]

Originally posted by bru87tr
nothing is the same after a kid.

from another woman who has had a kid



Respectfully, ......



YOU ARE FUCKING CRAZY:D

[Coyote]

Re: Playboy won't pay for Britney

Originally posted by Matt White
The National Ledger reports that Playboy is only willing to shell out $400,000 to have Spears pose nude for a magazine feature. Britney insists that she won't take off her clothes for less than seven figures, a sum that has been scoffed at by editor/founder/whatever Hugh Hefner.

HA!!

She should've thought of this pre-Federline... (My, wasn't that an obvious one?)

[binnie]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Whatever can you mean?

Britney and the Poop Factory?

A guided tour into Britney's factory for every 100th magazine?

Really, Binnie... aren't you ashamed for having such dfilthy thoughts? You rascal!

Cheers! :bottle:

No I'm not ashamed!

And I'd be quite happy to play Willy Wonka :D

[knuckleboner]

Originally posted by SparkieD


Funny how so many were calling her fat when those same twats will sing Oprah's praises every time she loses five pounds

when oprah decides to open her show one day wearing a skimpy bra and panties ensemble, she's going to get ridiculed for her figure, too...

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by SparkieD
Can't stand the girl, but I thought she looked great at the VMA's. No, she didn't have the perfect body she once had, but she DID have two babies in rapid succession fairly recently.

Funny how so many were calling her fat when those same twats will sing Oprah's praises every time she loses five pounds

I don't think she's fat. I think she should quit with music and just do me everyday.

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by bru87tr
playboys offer is about right for a chick who had a kid and isnt a virgin shoot anymore. nothing is the same after a kid.

not to mention her body isnt anywhere near what it was before she had the kid.

lights out!!!

Unless you're Rachel Hunter. She's popped out a few and Hugh is still paying and we are still wacking. But of course she works out and was more gorgiouse in her prime than Britney ever thought of being.

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
The only visual imagery I want to see ever again of Titney is of her on her knees, being fucked in the ass by one guy while also being fucked in her mouth by another.

That is about the only value she has ever had for me.

She is a fucking slut.

And what guy do you want to be? The one driving the ass or the one getting his dick sucked?