Calls: "Oh girls..."

[NATEDOG001976]

Nice.

I like It all really.

I like to go down to the deep south.

Humid and wet.

Col. Angus!

[binnie]

Very few women can pull off a hardwood floor.

Landing strips are the way forward.....

[blonddgirl777]

I like the hardwood floor but my husband doesn't. He sais it looks too childish and kinda weird...
Landing strip gets everyone's vote, I guess!

That and the tanning lines...
Men are so easy to please!

[Anonymous]

I don't care much for tanning lines, and your husband is right about the hardwood floor thing.

If Freud was alive, he'd probably say people who like fully shaved vaginas have subconscious pedophile tendencies.

Landing strips rule, but I'm more of a bermuda triangle man, meself.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Ellyllions]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker

Landing strips rule, but I'm more of a bermuda triangle man, meself.

Cheers! :bottle:

I'm a bermuda triangle fan.
My French descent would allow for the "Buckwheat in a headlock" look. So careful attention must be paid to squealch that.

Tan lines are also preferred in my household. Hubby says that it's like highlighting the best parts. LOL!

Greatest thread ever.

See boys, a little Johnny Depp goes a LONG way.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
... "Buckwheat in a headlock"...

?

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
My French descent would allow for the "Buckwheat in a headlock" look.

I'm with BG on this one. What in blazes is this?

Cheers! :bottle:

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
...careful attention must be paid to squealch that...

You tell ME!
When 8 months pregnant, I tried to get it waxed... bad, BAD idea!
I almost had a heart attack on her first pull, she had to stop.

Then, I tried doing it myself (as I always do) but because I couldn't see a thing, it ended up being like skinning a baby seal...

Did I suffer and regret doing that?
... (and who cares at 8 months anyway?)

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
I'm with BG on this one. What in blazes is this?

Cheers! :bottle:

Use yer filthy little mind...

[Ellyllions]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
I'm with BG on this one. What in blazes is this?

Cheers! :bottle:

Imagine what it would look like if your woman had "Buckwheat" the "Little Rascals" character that Eddie Murphy used to play on SNL, in a headlock (wrestling move where you squeeze the opponents head either in the crook of your elbow or between your thighs until the opponent taps out).

Use your imagination....

Here's "Buckwheat"

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Buckwheat-Magnet-C11750430.jpeg

[Anonymous]

Ah, found it:

From Urban Dictionary:

1. buckwheat in a headlock

taking down a girls pants to find an incredible mass of pubic hair

Mike was getting ready to go down on Amber. He pulled down her pants and told her that it looks like you have buckwheat in a headlock down here.

Ewwww, Elly...

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
headlock (wrestling move where you squeeze the opponents head either in the crook of your elbow or between your thighs until the opponent taps out).

Hey, I know this! I'm training wrestling.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Ellyllions]

LOL!
Tell me you didn't laugh!

[Anonymous]

Yes, I did.

But your image is now forever soiled in my mind...



Cheers! :bottle:

[Ellyllions]

Did you skip the whole part where I said that I take great care to squealch that?

LOL!

Or have you just assumed that I might have to use jheri curl on my pubes?

(I crack me up)