Nickdfresh started a thread in Non recently about waking up to the funny scam letters sent from Nigerian gazillionaires who just want a safe place in the states to put their money and are willing to pay you a ridiculous amount of it just for being nice enough to be accomodating with your bank account.
As we of the Sheep Pen are well aware, these offers are always completely legitimate and the only reason you hear about emptied bank accounts (at best) and kidnappings with ransom demands (at worst) are because Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears are in cahoots to prevent people from doing this en masse and threatening their status among the elite - thus, they're obviously working together to manipulate the media into reporting these flagrantly false stories to discourage others from taking this wonderful opportunity.
I, Bueno Bob, know much better than to believe the lies. I report - I decide! And that's that!
In any regards, having seen through Lindsey and Britney's evil plot to make people think all these Nigerian quadrillionaires are "bad people", I've decided to follow through with a recent email offer and report to you, the loyal flock, the results of my adventures.
Enjoy...
As we of the Sheep Pen are well aware, these offers are always completely legitimate and the only reason you hear about emptied bank accounts (at best) and kidnappings with ransom demands (at worst) are because Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears are in cahoots to prevent people from doing this en masse and threatening their status among the elite - thus, they're obviously working together to manipulate the media into reporting these flagrantly false stories to discourage others from taking this wonderful opportunity.
I, Bueno Bob, know much better than to believe the lies. I report - I decide! And that's that!
In any regards, having seen through Lindsey and Britney's evil plot to make people think all these Nigerian quadrillionaires are "bad people", I've decided to follow through with a recent email offer and report to you, the loyal flock, the results of my adventures.
Enjoy...
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