Christmas Day - Alien vs. Predator 2

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  • Terry
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jan 2004
    • 11967

    #16
    How much time would you say you spend on those TPS reports?
    Scramby eggs and bacon.

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    • Terry
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Jan 2004
      • 11967

      #17
      Originally posted by bueno bob
      Well, the point was Ripley trying to keep aliens from getting to Earth in the first place in all those Alien movies...wouldn't have been much sense in it if she'd known that aliens had been there on Earth for hundreds of years.

      The fact that aliens and predators had been visiting on Earth in a virtually lifeless area, so that nobody knew they were there per se, made sense and made Alien (and Predator) hold with continuity in that sense. They were here, sure, but nobody really knew about it and anybody that would have known about it certainly wouldn't have been listened to. If anybody WOULD have listened to them, it would have been a secret to make any previous government cover up look like child's play by way of comparison.

      I loved AvP, actually. On it's own two feet, I thought it was an outstanding movie as a stand alone feature. Special effects were great, didn't waste a lot of time with needless subplots or dialogue, just a lot of action, explosions and killings. Perfect popcorn movie, if not the greatest thing ever put to film. I definitely ranked it above Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection...I was tired as shit of Sigourney Weaver and both franchises really needed a good kick in the ass, anyway...

      Only "meh" moment I had during AvP was the Predalien thing at the end...thought that was kinda stupid...but overall, I had no complaints. Looking forward to the sequel for sure...
      Kinda enjoyed Alien3, myself.

      Alien Ressurrection was a waste of film.

      Best parts of AvP were (obviously) the battle scenes between the creatures. Sadly, some of them were so poorly lit that I had trouble figuring out what was happening.

      Will agree that by the time of the 4th installment, Weaver's presence wasn't adding much.

      Suppose I'm just taking it too seriously. I mean, I didn't have this kind of critical reaction when I saw Godzilla vs King Kong...
      Scramby eggs and bacon.

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      • bueno bob
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 22951

        #18
        Well, the sad thing about Alien Resurrection was that it looked REALLY promising on paper...unfortunately, the Alien/Ripley/Who's Yer Mama nonsense (and that absurd love scene, I guess you'd call it) really trashed it.

        On the plus side, though, Wynona had a big brown beaver...
        Twistin' by the pool.

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        • Bill Lumbergh
          ROCKSTAR

          • Mar 2004
          • 5472

          #19
          Jesus Christ, that TPS shit got old the first week I registered here

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          • Bill Lumbergh
            ROCKSTAR

            • Mar 2004
            • 5472

            #20
            I still wonder if that black bitch gobbled the Predator's knob after he made her weapons....

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            • Hardrock69
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Feb 2005
              • 21888

              #21
              The one thing I thought cool about Alien Resurrection was just thinking of Sigourney and Winona having a lesbian lickfest!!!

              *me drools at the thought*

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              • Terry
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Jan 2004
                • 11967

                #22
                The Ripley/Alien Queen hybrid baby in Ressurrection was just laughable.

                Weaver and Ryder going down on each other is enticing.

                Undoubtedly the black cooze in AvP sucked off the Predator.

                Am off to play Stab The Pumkpin, then watch Borat. Not that anyone gives a fuck, but there you go.
                Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                • Mr Badguy
                  Full Member Status

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 3565

                  #23
                  The ultimate sequel:

                  Die Hard 5: Alien Vs Predator Vs Terminator Vs Rambo

                  When that comes out, I`m so fucking there.

                  sigpic

                  Sitting on a park bench!

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                  • Terry
                    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 11967

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Mr Badguy
                    The ultimate sequel:

                    Die Hard 5: Alien Vs Predator Vs Terminator Vs Rambo

                    When that comes out, I`m so fucking there.

                    Yeah, well, me too, but no FUCKING way am I gonna see Die Hard 5...er, part 2.

                    Fuck that shit

                    Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                    • Terry
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 11967

                      #25
                      Bah.

                      Who the fuck am I kidding?

                      There are some film franchises and rock groups out there where it's just a given I'm gonna scoop up whatever poop is released.

                      I should just accept my fate, pull out the wallet and enjoy.
                      Scramby eggs and bacon.

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