NSFW! Asian Chicks Battle it out in Pee Shooting Competition

[DONNIEP]

Izzy, you made need to sit down before you look at this one...

[Anonymous]

Mora Amy!

Set to that Lambada music thingy, stolen a couple years ago by Jennifer Lopez.

You gotta be a fag, if she does nothing for you. You MIGHT be a fag if she does something for you, but you're CERTAINLY a fag if she doesn't.

Oh, what a conundrum!

Cheers!

[Anonymous]

Izzy, you made need to sit down before you look at this one...

Sorry Donnie, but no woman, ding dong or no ding dong, can ever come between me & my one true love Amy.



We're gonna get married soon, even if she doesn't know about it yet. I'll fly to Thailand & sweep or off her feet. We'll just have to buy double the condoms, that's all.

Cheers!

[DONNIEP]

Sorry Donnie, but no woman, ding dong or no ding dong, can ever come between me & my one true love Amy.



We're gonna get married soon, even if she doesn't know about it yet. I'll fly to Thailand & sweep or off her feet. We'll just have to buy double the condoms, that's all.

Cheers!

Will we be pulling a train on her before the big day??

[Anonymous]

Will we be pulling a train on her before the big day??

You gotta be careful, or she & her friends will pull the train on YOU!

That's the only problem with ladyboys - you can't drink too much when you're with them, or you might find yourself on the wrong side of the action.

Cheers!

[DONNIEP]

You gotta be careful, or she & her friends will pull the train on YOU!

That's the only problem with ladyboys - you can't drink too much when you're with them, or you might find yourself on the wrong side of the action.

Cheers!

Ah, no biggie. I won't tell if you don't. But - no direct eye contact between us, ok? A ball touch is fine but if we look at each other that might make it weird.

[Anonymous]

Yeah, that's a HARD rule. No eye contact. It's awkward.

Just focus on the trannies, Donnie. Just focus on the eye candy.

Cheers!

[DONNIEP]

All right, Izzy. One last one for ya then I got some, uh, stuff to do.

[Anonymous]

Well... alright. Amy, close your eyes for a moment. This won't last long.



Oh, alright. If you don't tell anyone, you can look.

Cheers!

[vandeleur]

The blond is a bird !!! You sure she isn't s tranny on account of an enormous clit

[Anonymous]

The blond is a bird !!! You sure she isn't s tranny on account of an enormous clit

I think you're missing the point, Vander. It don't matter whether she's a tranny or a girl - what matters is the confusion!

The more confused you get, the better.

Cheers!

[DONNIEP]

The blond is a bird !!! You sure she isn't s tranny on account of an enormous clit

Nope. That there, my friend, is 100% GMO poontang. See, me and Izzy know how to find the good ones. Nothing but high class examples here in Izzy's House of Trannies!

[Anonymous]

Nope. That there, my friend, is 100% GMO poontang. See, me and Izzy know how to find the good ones. Nothing but high class examples here in Izzy's House of Trannies!

That's right, only the best GMO for our customers. We ain't got no fag crossdressers here. We have the best, full on proper female experience, only with that extra bit of spice.

But don't worry, it's tucked in for your convenience. You'll be eased up into the whole experience, & that extra bit of spice - a sausage in this case - will only bloom into view when you're already too excited to care.

Cheers!

[VetteLS5]

Wait, does quoting Bryan Adams makes me gay?

Possibly. Welcome Back... you've been missed.

[Anonymous]

Possibly. Welcome Back... you've been missed.

Vittles!

How's life treatin' ya, broham?

Cheers!