Name That Azz!!

[naturochem]

Guess who???

This Hollywood star is better known for her frontal assets... kind of obvious why now, I suppose!!

GUESS WHO THIS CHEEZE DOTTED ASS BELONGS TO??



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[naturochem]

'Guess we NOW know what you ate this summer -- everything!!!
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Jennifer Love Hewitt! WHAT THE FUCK???

[Little Texan]

Bitch is ugly without makeup, too! JLH never has done much for me, noways, to be honest. My cousin met her in person one time at a house of a friend of his, before she became mega-famous, of course, but he said she was about one stuck up fucking bitch...had an attitude like she was better than everybody else.

[naturochem]

I'd still schlong the skank...
but ONLY from the FRONT!! :D

[bueno bob]

That's hardly any sin as far as I'm concerned...personal opinion/preference, maybe, but a little meat on the bones never bothered me at all...

I'd still hit it six ways to Thursday...

[Diamondjimi]

Cellulite......natures cottage cheese bags!

[Antman]

I'd still fuck her silly. take her in a dimly lit room and bend her over and ouila, smooth sailin. Plus her tits are to die for. Not to mention that I'd give her a cup full o throat yogurt.

[Dan]

You Are Not Fucking The Cellulite,You Are Fucking The Pussy.:D

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Dan
You Are Not Fucking The Cellulite,You Are Fucking The Pussy.:D

Or the tits...or ass...or mouth...or all of the above...

[Dan]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Or the tits...or ass...or mouth...or all of the above...

:D

[naturochem]

I suppose I'm a slightly spoiled motherfucker then!!

I'm a bit particular about the sound waves generated by my pelvis and ball bag slapping on skin!!

I need that short "slap" sound only created by nice, taut ass...

not that hollow "clapping" sound, like the fuckin belly of a cow makes...

Nope, I'm sure of it... I'd only fuck her face-to-face!!
(well, maybe COCK to face too...)
:D

[Dan]

Originally posted by naturochem
I suppose I'm a slightly spoiled motherfucker then!!

I'm a bit particular about the sound waves generated by my pelvis and ball bag slapping on skin!!

I need that short "slap" sound only created by nice, taut ass...

not that hollow "clapping" sound, like the fuckin belly of a cow makes...

Nope, I'm sure of it... I'd only fuck her face-to-face!!
(well, maybe COCK to face too...)
:D

Does Shaving Your Balls Help?:D

[naturochem]

Originally posted by Dan
Does Shaving Your Balls Help?:D

Definitely, also helps aerodynamically... adding speed to the swing, and thus usually resulting in a nice "ball bag bruise" on the cheek or lower pelvis of the hammer'ee -- depending upon which direction they're swingin'!!!

[Dan]

Originally posted by naturochem
Definitely, also helps aerodynamically... adding speed to the swing, and thus usually resulting in a nice "ball bag bruise" on the cheek or lower pelvis of the hammer'ee -- depending upon which direction they're swingin'!!!

Amen To That.

[binnie]

Originally posted by bueno bob
That's hardly any sin as far as I'm concerned...personal opinion/preference, maybe, but a little meat on the bones never bothered me at all...

I'd still hit it six ways to Thursday...

Brother Bob speaks wise words! And I too would fuck seven shades of shit out of Jen - a firm contender for LARG girl of the year methinks...

However, I remember what The_Kid used to say: I expect more from celebirties. If you're paid to look good, then you'd better look fuckin good, y'know. No excuses for letting yourself go, even a bit.

Maybe the Roth Army women can correct me here, but doesn't cellulite happen more if your weight fluctuates frequently? (I'm not accusing any of out lovely Roth Army ladies of having cellulite, I'm just asking for a female opinion :D) It seems to me that when Jen is "working" she probably has to eat next to nothing and keep in very good shape, and when she's not she probably let's herself go a little - thus the cottage cheese.