The Sheep Pen Christmas-A-Go-Go with Lots of food, drink and BREASTS

[binnie]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby


Why is Christmas making me so angry?

Have you been hearing too many Cliff Richard songs?

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by binnie
Have you been hearing too many Cliff Richard songs?

Christmas time
Mistletoe and wine
And several other festive rhymes

Need a cliff song
To make Christmas long
Even though they sound so wrong

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Imapus...have you decked the halls with holly?

Hey, fuck you! Nobody talks to me like that.

"Decked the halls with holly" indeed... that's just plain rude, Shaun.

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Why is Christmas making me so angry?

Christmas is a time to piss off your loved ones. EVERYONE'S angry at Christmas. Only psychotic and mentally challeged people are happy this time of year.

And grandmothers.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by katie


These 3 litre bottles of JD should get things going!

Ooooooohhh, BABY! I dunno if I'm happier looking at those or the breasts.

Seriously, there may be something wrong with me.

Hang on... I think I may be happier if I DRINK those, and then TOUCH the breasts.

Hum...

So THIS is that Christmas spirit everyone talks about, eh?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by binnie
Have you been hearing too many Cliff Richard songs?

I have ben hearing alot of Wham, Mariah Carey and Bryan Adams, lately.

I had to stop shopping. I'd rather starve than listen to "Last Christmas I gave you my heart" again.

Cheers1 :bottle:

[katie]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker


Hum...

So THIS is that Christmas spirit everyone talks about, eh?

Cheers! :bottle:

It is in my world Imapus LOL

[Dan]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
I have ben hearing alot of Wham.

Cheers1 :bottle:

Where The Fuck Is Bill?

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by katie
It is in my world Imapus LOL

Well, you and a bottle of JD isn't too far from my own idea of a good world...

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

OK,I'm Naked Right Now,Who Wants Some Christmas Nuts?

[Wawazat]

[Dan]

So That's A Pass On The Nuts Then?

[Anonymous]

This is it!!! X-MAS EVE!!!

I'm so excited - and I just can't hide it - and I don't know any more of those lyrics.

Where's me present? Where's me present?

I cunt wait 'till midnight.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

Merry Xmas To You Pussy.

Your Present Is To Try The Christmas Nuts.

Cheers :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Hey, fuck you!

I ain't comin' anywhere near your nuts.

I am, however on my 11th beer. A few more, and I'll start considering that dressing like an elf bullshit.

Where's the grrrls?

We know Katie's coming. Anybody invited Blondgirl, Elly, Sparkie and the rest?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

Damn You Pussy.

I Waxed For Three Days To Get The Nuts Ready To Be Eaten.

Ok,What Size Elf Suit Do You Want?

I Have To Sizes,1 Large And One XL.

Bring On The Dirty Xmas Girls.