Blind date question

[Dan]

Originally posted by Antman
Nah, I just a retard in general. Only been using a computer for what 15 years now nd still can't find the keys.

LOL

Good To See SomeOne Around Here Having A Sense Of Humour.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by VanHalener
... If she turns out to be fan of Bette you need to give her a wet willie just before you walk away.

And if she turns out to be fan of C.V.H., you need to give her oral sex, just before you walk away.

:D

[ALinChainz]

And we are going to need a "Rack Recap".

:D

[Antman]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
And if she turns out to be fan of C.V.H., you need to give her oral sex, just before you walk away.

:D

Like I always say, make her come three times before she ever sees your penger.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Antman
Like I always say, make her come three times before she ever sees your penger.

Good Boy!
May life bring you all the muff. you diserve!

[Dan]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777

May life bring you all the muff.

Damn,That Is A Great Thing To Say.

Roth On B.G.

[VanHalener]

Oh BG, how I love the way you think.

[binnie]

Go for it, what have you got to lose?

However, I would not do the "under theradar" thing. If you go there, see her and leave then your friend's girlfriend is going to be pissed, which may have a knock on effect on your friendship. If you meet this girl and shes ugly, or crazy, it's only one night of your life.

Well worth a gamble though, she could be hot.

[VanHalener]

Tomorrow is the day, man.

Shite, shower, shave and spiff yourself up while singing that song, "She's a Lady."

Have "Staying Alive" playing in the house as you're walking out.

Don't forget to play the Rocky theme on the way to meet her.

When you park the car stay inside and crank "Eruption."

Head on in and relax while you are having a nice time.

[Antman]

And when it comes to making out, always put on side 2 Led Zeppelin 4.

[delta5150]

My advice "GO GO FUCKING GO" and shag her like there's no tomorrow, and after that if you don't like her, move on

[Redballjets88]

just go for a classic line like... "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

[VanHalener]

What's the fooking scoop, man?

Did you hook up with her? Is she a CVH fan that got someaction, or does she spam herself and liked the wet willie?

Did the shoe line work?

What's the low down?

[Antman]

OK, so I met her Thursday night first and we hit it off pretty good. She suggested to meet before Friday at the place where I met her friend. Then we went out to just grab something to eat. Yes, she likes VH but she's not a die hard. I will have to try the shoe line next time-or is it too late? More of an opening line? Anyway, on Thursday night, at the bar, I'm not allowed near the jukebox. So I tell her to play some VH so she did. And what eventually comes on??? Fuckin Dreams!!!! Van Hagar. She's out.

[VanHalener]

Here, take this...

Be careful, it's powerful shit and you don't want to waste it.

Depending upon the amount of spamness in her system this antidote may cure her so you guys can get it on, oops I mean get along.