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  • Igosplut
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Jan 2004
    • 2794

    Originally posted by Kristy
    See? This is what I'm talking about. White trash defending white trash.
    Gimme a kiss...
    Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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    • Kristy
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 16489

      Fuck off, dufus.

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      • Nitro Express
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 32880

        Some biker trash got kicked out of a small Montana town bar and they came back with friends. There were police and every rancher in the area in the streets. The police told my dad to get us out of there because there was going to be trouble. Too late, you could hear the bikes rumbling in. It was cowboys vs. bikers and we got to see the show. The bikers got knocked off their bikes with chains being pulled across the road and the cowboys sheared their heads with electric sheep shears. It was probably around 1970.

        It was hippies and bikers in those days. The hippies would take over the park and then the bikers would ride in and beat the hippies up and they would take over the park and then the cops would come and run the bikers off. Then the hippies would come back and the cycle would repeat.

        We were bummed because all these maniacs had taken over our park and we couldn't play there.
        Last edited by Nitro Express; 01-26-2014, 09:23 AM.
        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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        • PETE'S BROTHER
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2007
          • 12678

          dude on a crotch rocket didn't survive this one. couple houses down from my buddies house

          pigeon hole.jpg
          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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          • Von Halen
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Dec 2003
            • 7529

            Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
            dude on a crotch rocket didn't survive this one. couple houses down from my buddies house

            [ATTACH=CONFIG]11748[/ATTACH]
            That's awesome! No pics of the biker? WTF?

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            • PETE'S BROTHER
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Feb 2007
              • 12678

              looks like he started "striping" the inside wall...
              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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              • clarathecarrot
                Full Member Status

                • May 2010
                • 3588

                Originally posted by Kristy
                Fuck off, dufus.
                Oh, MY!!! we are going to have so many babies...like my abs. I have started working out "and like" I am going to have 50 abs...no 300 so many fucking abs...crunch all day sleep all night abs grrrrr I am going to have 47 abs by NOON!!!

                Chicks dig abs I am sporting like so many abs....after all it is bikini season.


                grrrr fuck'n ABS!!!

                Show you my abs...make abs not war.

                GOD!!! we are going to make so much abs!!!
                2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
                clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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                • PETE'S BROTHER
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 12678

                  good to see you alive and, well, well?
                  Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                  • clarathecarrot
                    Full Member Status

                    • May 2010
                    • 3588

                    Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                    good to see you alive and, well, well?
                    Beats the alternative, as far as I know....?

                    I moved into a new house back in August and stopped watching T.V. completely no internets, just cell phone and my movies/cd's as a media outlet, you would not believe how much I have gotten done in 9 months.

                    I got some internets only last week...15$ a month for shopping and motorcycle parts ( the yellow pages is a joke hard copy or online) I do believe the internets has taken over all need to find or gotta have or where is it located needs.

                    This place has no fire anymore I tried to start a fight in "The Front"....nothing (tweet tweet tweet chirp chirp..) not even a drunken brawl...?

                    I am also glad that you are doing well .
                    2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
                    clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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                    • chefcraig
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 12172

                      Originally posted by clarathecarrot
                      Oh, MY!!! we are going to have so many babies...like my abs. I have started working out "and like" I am going to have 50 abs...no 300 so many fucking abs...crunch all day sleep all night abs grrrrr I am going to have 47 abs by NOON!!!

                      Chicks dig abs I am sporting like so many abs....after all it is bikini season.


                      grrrr fuck'n ABS!!!

                      Show you my abs...make abs not war.

                      GOD!!! we are going to make so much abs!!!
                      To hell with all of that work. Simply suck in your belly and draw your own abs on yer chest with an eyeliner pencil.
                      Thinly of course, as you don't want to scare people into hysterics when you perspire , thus making you look like some macabre native American warrior in war paint.

                      And yes, the same applies for that "Just For Men" hair-dye shitola:

                      Old guy
                      : "Hey, how ya doing, ya young thing?
                      Young (actually, waaaay too young) hottie: "Christ on a cracker, Count Dracula...why is your hair melting and turning into a blackish goo running down your neck? Get away from me, ya creep, before I call the bouncer."









                      “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                      ― Stephen Hawking

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                      • PETE'S BROTHER
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 12678

                        Originally posted by chefcraig

                        Old guy
                        : "Hey, how ya doing, ya young thing?
                        Young (actually, waaaay too young) hottie: "Christ on a cracker, Count Dracula...why is your hair melting and turning into a blackish goo running down your neck? Get away from me, ya creep, before I call the bouncer."
                        real life experience?
                        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                        • clarathecarrot
                          Full Member Status

                          • May 2010
                          • 3588

                          Originally posted by chefcraig
                          To hell with all of that work. Simply suck in your belly and draw your own abs on yer chest with an eyeliner pencil.
                          Thinly of course, as you don't want to scare people into hysterics when you perspire , thus making you look like some macabre native American warrior in war paint.

                          And yes, the same applies for that "Just For Men" hair-dye shitola:

                          Old guy
                          : "Hey, how ya doing, ya young thing?
                          Young (actually, waaaay too young) hottie: "Christ on a cracker, Count Dracula...why is your hair melting and turning into a blackish goo running down your neck? Get away from me, ya creep, before I call the bouncer."
                          So, I shook it at her and said, this frogs for you!

                          (it would just be creepy with drawn on abs)
                          2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
                          clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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                          • clarathecarrot
                            Full Member Status

                            • May 2010
                            • 3588

                            Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                            real life experience?
                            had one of those last night road the scoot to KCK the kansas side of kansas city ( you see the city is split down the middle by the state line)...any'hoo, I went to these two biker bars down by the railroad tracks and industrial complexes bikes everywhere doing burn-outs, throttle up at take off out of the parking lots, just real shizznit. messed up biker hottness all on the dancefloor doing the electric slide like the nastyness they wanted to be, cracking me up. I hadn't been around in years made friends with this dude we road to another joint had beers bullshitted about junk and stuff got home safe life was good.

                            No colors anywhere but as i remember these joints are owned by active mombers or were back in the 80's last time I was at these joints.

                            P.S. everyone was cool as shit as I was as cool as shit.

                            Peace PB
                            2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
                            clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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                            • clarathecarrot
                              Full Member Status

                              • May 2010
                              • 3588

                              After 7 years of letting it sit I am now in the mood to fix the RADIAN YX600 Yamaha that was my main bike thru the 1990's.

                              I have ordered the electrical parts clutch lever is a back order so I am holding off and have recently decided to order new brake and clutch to match, (they better ship me the correct swept back levers ###..lol I want but I am digressing over the future).

                              After I check the motor and general maint. I will ride the bias ply belt showing thru tires around the block once then order tires if all checks out...not bying 500 bucks worth of rubber for a bike that needs a motor rebiuld...not before I am sure she is still, tight.

                              see post #142 for more bike info.

                              Last edited by clarathecarrot; 08-08-2014, 12:47 PM.
                              2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
                              clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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                              • clarathecarrot
                                Full Member Status

                                • May 2010
                                • 3588

                                oh and Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeehym everybody wat sup?

                                P.S. Contrary to what has been said around here lately I am not keeping a pussy cat named, The Kristy, under my bed. I call her Heidi..
                                2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
                                clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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