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On the next episode of ..... The Blind and The Beautiful.....
Capt. CAPLOCK, the former Marine who fought in Bosnia and Kosovo, while legally blind, has flashbacks of being forcibly neutered by his uncle in the UCLA Med Ctr at the behest of his father, due to the young CAPLOCK beating up too many teachers, the result of inner turmoil from being ass-raped on his sixth birthday by his cousin, and who must now fish for his supper near his tent, when not touring the world with his ACE DIAMOND EXPERIENCE, although he can't get through Wild Thing without fucking up........Originally posted by KristyOriginally posted by cadaverdogComment
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Let's not forget mangling a guitar and warbling through a poorly worked out tune graveside upon the anniversary of Randy Rhodes death. Sort of like the three dimwits in Spinal Tap fumbling through "Heartbreak Hotel" when visiting Graceland, minus the ironic intent as well as the humor.
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Hey!! It was 104 degrees that day and he rode the bus for 2 hours.......
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“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen HawkingComment
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Yep. More or less like the government program that allowed his father to essentially "Baker-Act" him at the age of seven. Oddly enough, this program did not go into effect until some 18 months after he claimed the incident occured.
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Ace never did get too caught up on pesky little things like details or facts.
But to actually announce to his RothFart Brethren, the only people left who would even tolerate him, that he was HIV+ and facing certain death [according to his MD] is really beyond the pale of your typical troll.
Makes katydid look sane.
Next, he'll fake his own death, and then tell us how he was buried alive, and escaped by digging out with the iron cross given to him by Ozzy.
Originally posted by KristyOriginally posted by cadaverdogComment
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I dunno...Myth Busters did a show devoted to Kill Bill-type scenarios, and proved that this was impossible. Kind of like in The Great Escape, where Steve McQueen tried to tunnel out of camp by sticking a straw up through the dirt, while scooping out the earth ahead of him with his hands.
A better means of escape would be that the earth beneath his casket simply could not take the weight, and he fell into a sink hole or sewer line, carrying him to either the ocean or the pond where his tent is located.Last edited by chefcraig; 01-14-2009, 02:01 PM.
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Spoiler alert!
Well, NOW he's gonna have to do some "plot-revisions"....since you leaked his best info...Ace never did get too caught up on pesky little things like details or facts.
But to actually announce to his RothFart Brethren, the only people left who would even tolerate him, that he was HIV+ and facing certain death [according to his MD] is really beyond the pale of your typical troll.
Makes katydid look sane.
Next, he'll fake his own death, and then tell us how he was buried alive, and escaped by digging out with the iron cross given to him by Ozzy.
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If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.
That is all.
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I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667
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Then it's really true??:eek:
The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???
OMFG...who in their right mind...???
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I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.Comment
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Originally posted by KristyOriginally posted by cadaverdogComment
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DO NOT go talking shit about Steve McFucking Queen.
You do not do that, on this board. Nobody talk thru their asses about Steve McQueen or beware suffering the Cuntsequences will commence!
When I first saw pix of Capt Caveman, up in Victorville playing up a Rhodes V copy with the Joshua cactii, I thought "this is rediculously cool, some little fat dude with a Slash cap and a cape making like he's a rock god."
Then you see the Youtubes he's posted, he proves he really can play.
He must have something going on more than I do to keep a band together long enough to gig even 1 show, so I don't talk shit about his hard times, real or imagined as you think whatever.. just remember he's at the level of entertainment the same as Van Halen in that you are fans pleased enough to talk just as much shit about him.
Captain Caveman has owned you all! And before you go on about the legally blind, I refer you to Mark Mothersbaugh's success (wtf's that=Devo founder and lead singer).
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I dare any of you to deny Caveman's any less creative, because he's captured your attention. I'm not saying he's really really good, but art and entertainment are completely interpretive things either you feel or do not feel.
I see all you guys feel Cavey Wavey in a big way, and if you're feeling him probably others are too. But he's not afraid to fuck up or learn from his mistakes and he won't go away so deal with it.Comment
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