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[LoungeMachine]

LMAO

You have to admit, The Father's Day Thread will go down in internets history as one of the all-time classics.

Just thinking about it makes me laugh.

[chefcraig]

LMAO

You have to admit, The Father's Day Thread will go down in internets history as one of the all-time classics.

Just thinking about it makes me laugh.

While that one was terrific, I believe the one where we had the scenario of his band being the opening act for some sort of Kiwanis-like group (who where holding a bingo meeting or some damned thing) in a community center to be just as creative. As I recall, the elderly women in the crowd were so appalled by his performance that they chased him and his group from the stage, out a side door and into the adjoining Walmart parking lot, where these octogenarians caught the make-up clad nitwits and began battering them with handbags and umbrellas.

[MAX]

LMAO

You have to admit, The Father's Day Thread will go down in internets history as one of the all-time classics.

Just thinking about it makes me laugh.

Dude, even when both you and myself were supposedly "feuding" I STILL gave you endless props. I'm NOT one of the people who constantly type "Oh, I was laughing so hard that I spit up my coffee on my screen" fuck that.

Seriously, BOTH DG and myself were damn close to driving to the nearest convenience store to pick up a package of adult diapers. No fucking joke cos that was BEYOND funny. Soiling ourselve's seemed worth it!!! Even the writers of "Days of our Lives" couldn't dream of coming up with such a storyline!!!

I was bummed you weren't around during thanksgiving when I (unfortunately) had the pleasure listening to his starvation plight. I tried to emulate your ownage but didn't quite cut it. lol

He stated that the reason he is "chubby" was for times like his "starvation" during thanksgiving cos his "stored fat" would/could keep him alive during such hard times. LMAO!!!

[LoungeMachine]

WTF?

Linkage?

I dont remember that one.


There's the getting raped by his cousin on his 8th birthday
The forced vasectomy
The world tour and movie
Living in a Yurt and fishing for dinner
Being a marine who fought in Kosovo [whilst legally blind, no less]
Having a program that allows him to type in all caps, and is translated to lower case, so he can read what he types, when the voice activiated typist is off-duty

And of course...........[drum roll please.....]

After waiting two months for the results, being diagnosed HIV+, and moving to Alaska, only to find out after 2 days that the FALSE POSITIVE was the result of too many anti-biotics from a flaming wisdom tooth

[LoungeMachine]

I was bummed you weren't around during thanksgiving when I (unfortunately) had the pleasure listening to his starvation plight. I tried to emulate your ownage but didn't quite cut it. lol

He stated that the reason he is "chubby" was for times like his "starvation" during thanksgiving cos his "stored fat" would/could keep him alive during such hard times. LMAO!!!

LMAO

And my last post was directed at chef's story, I hadnt seen this nugget yet.

Okay, I take it back RothFarts is WORTH READING

I need to go read some of this shit. :D


He tried to start some shit at DDLR too, and quickly got stuffed into a box by the entire board.

All kidding aside, in the wake of some serious personal issues and devasting news about our online family, for him to pull the whole "I'm HIV+, and I dont know how long I have to live" bullshit was beyond the pale.

That's taking advantage of people who actually were concerned.

[chefcraig]

WTF?

Linkage?

I dont remember that one.

It was a mixed bag, now that I reread it. Still fairly priceless...

http://www.rothfans.com/forum/showthread.php?t=726&highlight=rothfans+bands

[MAX]

WTF?

Linkage?

Unfortunately, I can't give the link cos it was in the chatroom.

Honestly and even my mean/cruel ass feels nice at times. I was on there wishing all a happy holiday whilst the captain was whining about "fasting" until Monday. Now and keep in mind, this all transpired on Thursday. I suggested shelters cos I've volunteered in the past and I know that most community's try to feed both anyone/everyone on Thanksgiving. Nawwww... He had an excuse for that one. Secondly and taking a que from the "Sopprano's" I (jokingly) suggested that he go to 7-11, snag some free ketchup packets, mix them with hot water and make tomato soup. Again, naaaaaaaah... He's too proud and that's why he stores excessive blubber cos he has the ability to hibernate like a bear during the winter.

As you're all too well aware, one cannot make up this shit!!! :scared:

[LoungeMachine]

It was a mixed bag, now that I reread it. Still fairly priceless...
http://www.rothfans.com/forum/showth...nter#post19364

Holy fuck, now I remember that episode.....

Priceless......

[chefcraig]

Holy fuck, now I remember that episode.....

Priceless......

I redid the link, as the entire thread is pretty good (upon further review).

http://www.rothfans.com/forum/showthread.php?t=726&

[LoungeMachine]

Unfortunately, I

Secondly and taking a que from the "Sopprano's" I (jokingly) suggested that he go to 7-11, snag some free ketchup packets, mix them with hot water and make tomato soup.

As you're all too well aware, one cannot make up this shit!!! :scared:

LMAO

I had no idea The Sopranos used that one too...

The tomato soup out of ketchup packets was used in an episode of That Girl too... [fuck, I'm dating myself with that one]

[MAX]

LMAO

And my last post was directed at chef's story, I hadnt seen this nugget yet.

Okay, I take it back RothFarts is WORTH READING

I need to go read some of this shit. :D


He tried to start some shit at DDLR too, and quickly got stuffed into a box by the entire board.

All kidding aside, in the wake of some serious personal issues and devasting news about our online family, for him to pull the whole "I'm HIV+, and I dont know how long I have to live" bullshit was beyond the pale.

That's taking advantage of people who actually were concerned.

Oh brother, I'd forgotten about his plight with AIDS...

Although I wasn't around at the time, I recall he recanted his story, no? I think he said it was a cold sore? No joke!!!

[LoungeMachine]

Oh brother, I'd forgotten about his plight with AIDS...

Although I wasn't around at the time, I recall he recanted his story, no? I think he said it was a cold sore? No joke!!!

He claimed the false-positive was from the anti-biotics he was taking for a toothache.

The cold sore is a new slant, however.

No, baby, I aint got the herpes.....I'm HIV+

[MAX]

LMAO

I had no idea The Sopranos used that one too...

The tomato soup out of ketchup packets was used in an episode of That Girl too... [fuck, I'm dating myself with that one]

Yup, Cavefuck was "too proud to eat, unless he could catch it himself."

Jumpin' fuckin' fuckideez...

This is sad but I kinda miss reading his shit just for the laughs.

Is he still even around or did he catch a tainted carp with his hands, infront of some condo and choke on the starburst wrappers that were in the trash-fish' stomach?

[LoungeMachine]

This has been a fun trip down memory lane, Maxi... let's do it again.

I'll stop around just to flip you fine folks shit, but if AssPipe had any balls, he'd invite CUNT back in for Round II.

The Debate Forum could use some CUNT, ya know?

Take care, you homo.

[MAX]

Nice!!!

Thank you and am happy to have buried the hatchet, yet again. Let's hope the third time's the charm?

Anyhoo and as far as I think the majority's concerned, there's no brawl between either sites.

Again, nice chatting with you and shall see you soon.

Peace (fuck that shit!!! What am I a fuckin' hippie now? ) Well, y'all know what I mean.

Take care and we'll cross paths shortly.

Jer