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Fucking swearing.
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http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpgOriginally posted by Mr Grimsdale
the chazzers are so lucky
so fortunate to be served by the dump messiah -
People that take you for granted!"Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013
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I HATE that Sarge didn't make this thread years ago.“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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Adults who read Harry Potter.........
Couple who INSIST on taking small children/babies into restaurants - do us all a favour and keep your little miracle at home until he/she can sit still for an hour without fuckin' screaming
People who complain about their jobs but are not actively looking for another - as though 'Mr Perfect Boss' is going to come knocking on your door. To quote Henry Rollins: "You say your job is a pain, it's dragging you down the drain, I think you'd rather complain than quit it."
People who have failed to instruct their children that it is REALLY annoying to talk at the movies. Why does every girl between the ages of 12 and 17 insist on doing this?
TV Talk shows with lie detector tests - what give you the right to play God in someone's life? TV talk show hosts are pimps of other people's misery.
People who think that Coldplay make deep and profound music. Coldplay is a band for people who wet the bed.
The person who keeps giving Kevin Costner work..........The Power Of The Riff Compels MeComment
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Boring cunts.http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpgOriginally posted by Mr Grimsdale
the chazzers are so lucky
so fortunate to be served by the dump messiahComment
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Geez, I could go on for HOURS with this one...
Let's see....
Aggressive drivers, mainly in their hick F-150's, who think they're Dale Fucking Earnhardt...
Women who use their teeth when giving head...
People who think we want to hear their conversations...
Every celebrity or athlete who just HAS to give credit "first of all" to God....
Smokers that lackadaiscally toss butts out the window....
And last but not least....
Van Hagar fans who hate all that is Roth but never saw The Mighty Van Halen....Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee RothComment
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So I live in the suburban BLISS, and this broad probably someone's mother? I should be nicer to mothers, but I was shure she must be someone's mother cause she was walking a baby in a stroller, down the street..
Why, am I so mad, I'll tell you why ..she was walking "said baby"; coulda been a doll I don't know, but she was talking to it and then as she passed me ;(I was out in the yard ) she turned around backwards and was showing off her backwards walking bitch stroller talking to baby trick down the hill...
As a car was aproaching her from behind, all the while I am thinking as I always do with dumb bitch suburban mothers..
MY GADDAM TAXES AND THIS FINE CITY HAVE PAID MILLIONS OF DOLLARS... to provide -YOU- and all the citzens of this fine city with the fine sidewalk ten feet to your left BITCH!!
But I guess she needs the street to perform, probably goes back to her," I was hungry and needed the cashe" days....
I can see the headline "Street Walker Bitch and Her Kid Get's Owned By Some Douche in a MiniVan"....Comment
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"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. SeusssigpicComment
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I hate Woody Woodpecker!
Fucking troublemaker~Only you can prevent low volume~Comment
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People talking on cell phones while driving; put the fucking phone down and drive!! In fact, most of the time I am out in public and overhear cell phone conversations, it's the most inane shit that really doesn't need to be telephonically communicated to anyone, like how insecure does someone need to be if they are unable to get through life without tell someone else every little menial thing they are doing while they are doing it?
When I'm surfing porn sites and the link says "Hot Blonde MILF" and I click on it and it's some 400 lb black mambajamba walrus woman - this makes it very difficult to sustain an erection (not impossible, but difficult).
People who fail to use turn signals when driving.
Am in 100% agreement with children and restaurants and movie theaters; can't tell who is worse - the kids and their crying, or the parents who sit there and let them carry on doing it. Hey, fucktards, not for nothing, but it wasn't my intention when dropping a c-note for dinner or 30 bucks for a movie to have your kid screaming as part of the deal.
The current crop of celebrities in film, tv and music who have virtually no artistic talents but do have a skill-set for staying in the media eye, as well as the media outlets/paparazzi who oblige them and most of all the people who keep watching these stupid tabloid shows and reading these tabloid magazines thus perpetuating the whole cycle. The latest Jennifer Aniston media blitz, with her blathering on about Brad and Angelina and John Mayer...I'm puzzled as to how any of this matters to anybody. Too many A-List celebrities and far from enough A-List talents.
Movie remakes of old movies, old tv shows, movie sequels and general rehashing of what has already been done on movies and tv in general.Last edited by Terry; 02-08-2009, 12:36 AM.Scramby eggs and bacon.Comment
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Scramby eggs and bacon.Comment
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I hate the Fat Lady!
Why is it she has to sing before anything is over?
Bitch!~Only you can prevent low volume~Comment
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ATM fees.
People who let their dogs run loose to fuck with you, then scream when you kick the shit out of it.
Tailgaters..I've bagged 2 this year....no, it wasn't worth it.
Bluetooth Disease
People who scratch off their lottery at the fucking register.
Guys who smell like booze and ask me for money.
Thieves
Disrespectful people in general
Illinois Nazis
Bollywood movies
Tough-talking Hawks that never served, and have no damned intentions of ever doing so.
Domino's Pizza
Pizza Hut Pizza
Winter in Ohio
Lazy fuckers who work harder at avoiding work, than doing it.
The now senior citizen hippies who refused service, and disrespected people like my father.
The IRS
The FBI
The BBC
BB King
And Doris Day..
Dig it...Last edited by hideyoursheep; 02-08-2009, 01:19 AM.Comment
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Crackheads walking up to me asking if I can spare a dollar
Asshole Drivers
People that gather in circles talking in grocery store aisles and won't get the fuck out of the way
Inconsiderate Assholes
Selfish Assholes
Lying Assholes
Thieving Assholes
Lazy Assholes
People that drive 20 mph under the posted speed limit
Old people that have no business driving a car
People that walk in the road and won't get out of it
People that ride their bicycles in the middle of the road and won't get out of it when a car comes
People (strangers, store clerks) always asking me how I'm doing...I HATE THAT!
Mornings
People telling me good morning
Mondays
Reality TV
People that have no clue what a turn signal is and how to use it
People that don't dim their lights
Assholes with loud, car rattling stereo systems that play their shit "music" loud exclusively to piss everyone else off
White kids who think they're black
The New England Patriots
The NY Yankees
The LA Lakers
Assholes in general
How the Bush Administration sent this country down the shitter
I'll think of more...Last edited by Little Texan; 02-08-2009, 02:27 AM.Comment
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