THE HATE ThREAD

[Shaun Ponsonby]

People who don't use common sense.

Women are terrible for this...because men just tend to keep going until they figure it out...but I'll be at work (I'm a steward) and people ask where the toilets are when they are standing right next to them, people ask me if they can go out for a cigarette when they were told on the way in that once you leave the building you can't come back in...so that means you can't go outside for a fucking smoke, people who can't work out where their fucking seat is when they are all labelled...its easy...fucking read it...



Another one...people who treat gigs like a tourist attraction...having full blown conversations during the set and continually going out to the bar and then continually coming back into the centre of the auditorium, which means everyone has to keep edging around to let the sellfish fuckers in...if you wanna get tanked, go to the pub, don't pay to see a band and not watch the fucking show...

[binnie]

Another one...people who treat gigs like a tourist attraction...having full blown conversations during the set and continually going out to the bar and then continually coming back into the centre of the auditorium, which means everyone has to keep edging around to let the sellfish fuckers in...if you wanna get tanked, go to the pub, don't pay to see a band and not watch the fucking show...

Or even worse, people who get tanked and then act like a complete arse at said gig: vommiting, being aggressive etc.

[ThrillsNSpills]

know what I hate

Over cautious drivers who in a valiant effort to avoid one crash, ALMOST cause 6 others by driving 0 mph while cars accumulate on every side of them.

People who stand in line 6 feet from the dude at the counter. Are they going to bite you? Step up to the plate motherfucker.

And just once I really need to see the person who doesn't look where they're fuckin walking walk straight into a pole.
Maybe this feedback will remind them why they have fucking eyes. They should have a question mark branded on their forehead. Give that oxygen to someone else.

I believe people who drive like shit while talking on their cell phones should have to live with the cell phone lodged in their ass for 3 weeks. Repeat offenders should be either decapitated or forced to listen to branigan albums on repeat until they pull their own ears off.

I love republicans who now discover Alex Jones now that Obama's in office. I think it's a troll because it's too silly to be taken seriously. I call them the 8 year ostrich.

Hootie and the Blowfish. Although I have to give them props for at least putting blow in their band name. They're good enough to try to warn us. Really doesn't save the fact that their songs are 10 minutes long each when it's about 3 minutes. The singer doesn't like to be called Hootie. I want someone to recut One flew over the Cuckoos Nest and when they play their 45's there should be one from "Hootie."


elmer fudd was ok. The older, fatter one.
You know W.C Fields complained and they changed it.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Or even worse, people who get tanked and then act like a complete arse at said gig: vommiting, being aggressive etc.

Falls under the same Tourist attitude. Certainly British tourists.

Van Morrison has done it right...close the bar during the show.

[Reverberator]

People who don't use common sense.

Women are terrible for this...because men just tend to keep going until they figure it out...but I'll be at work (I'm a steward) and people ask where the toilets are when they are standing right next to them, people ask me if they can go out for a cigarette when they were told on the way in that once you leave the building you can't come back in...so that means you can't go outside for a fucking smoke, people who can't work out where their fucking seat is when they are all labelled...its easy...fucking read it...



Another one...people who treat gigs like a tourist attraction...having full blown conversations during the set and continually going out to the bar and then continually coming back into the centre of the auditorium, which means everyone has to keep edging around to let the sellfish fuckers in...if you wanna get tanked, go to the pub, don't pay to see a band and not watch the fucking show...

I used to think that going to a gig was all about fun , but hey Mr Ponce would rather you all sat and behaved like the boring cunt HE obviously is.

Just remember Mother Theresa that people spend their hard earned to see bands and enjoy a night out.

That was such a fucking whiney bollocks post.

[Matt White]

I hate people who complain aboot the weather...call the "Weather Bureau" and complain...maybe they'll send better weather your way

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I used to think that going to a gig was all about fun , but hey Mr Ponce would rather you all sat and behaved like the boring cunt HE obviously is.

Who said anything about sitting and behaving like nuns, Mr Fucktard?

I'm talking about people's lack of respect for other people...be it band or the rest of the audience...

I'm all for getting pissed...its a fine past time...and a great constant of the great history that has shaped this great nation.

But don't fuck up my oppurtunity to enjoy seeing AC/DC for the first time in my life by talking over them all night and vomitting on my trousers...especially after paying £40+ to see AC/DC only to wind up putting up with mindless banter about which cunt died on Eastenders last night and having the smell of vomit on my clothes all the way home.

So, therefore...if someone wants to get pissed...they might as well skip the show and go the pub...they won't be missed...

I don't get why someone would spend £40+ to see a band and spend all night at the bar anyway...

[Reverberator]

Ok Mr cunt features .... how many times have you really seen that happen eh?

Now maybe at Donington in the distant eighties but really these days at a 'normal venue'?

I'd be interested what venue you steward at , is it in Liverpool?

[Shaun Ponsonby]

^^^

Obviously I'm exaggerating, Mr. Shaved Twat. Although, when I'm working I see loads of people ejected from events because they've been so tanked. At least one a week.

And I steward wherever they send me. The academies and arenas don't tend to have their own stewards, they get them from whatever company they're contracted to. So, I work for Showsec...so I go wherever Showsec have contracts in the North West...usually in Liverpool or Manchester (mainly in Manchester at the MEN recently, they have a busy season round this time of year).

[Reverberator]

Ok , see the reason I ask is this , most concert venues in the uk are shit , look at the NEC... WANK... any big outdoor festival ....WANK , small to medium sized crapholes like CA Brum and Liverpool...I could go on.

Trouble is that these places put on shows that are basically second rate , the sound the view etc. I went to Airbourne at ca brum , never saw the band visually at all , went to Bonamassa at ca Liverpool ...rubbish venue, the NEC say no more.

Is it any wonder that some people get bladdered when they see what they've got for thier money , I know I have on more than one occasion.

Bollocks face.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I dunno about you, but I pay to see a band, not a nice building.

And I can't be bothered to think of another insult, so insert one here yourself.

[blonddgirl777]

I also hate single people or married people who have dogs and treat them like real people.
It's always the one's with no kids.
You know the kind.
The people that don't have kids so they treat their dogs like kids?

I work with a couple of people that talk about their dogs all day.
They take pictures with them, they bring them to functions with sweaters on.

Well, Fuck them and fuck their dogs.
Fuck them in their roid riddled asses!

Breasts,

And because there are too many of them...

My local grocery store carries more pets items than babie's.
The pet section is 3 times as big as the baby food (including diapers and accessories) one.

I hate that!

[78/84 guy]

And I hate everything about you !!!!!!! (UGLY KID JOE)

[Seshmeister]

people ask me if they can go out for a cigarette when they were told on the way in that once you leave the building you can't come back in...so that means you can't go outside for a fucking smoke,

Rock n' roll huh...

Anyway I've never been to a gig in my life where everyone was told anything on the way in...

Shit like that is to suit your company and it's convenience not the customer who is already paying twice as much as they did a few years back.

It's promoters and companies like yours that are stripping away a lot of the atmosphere out of venues and it won't be long now before it's exactly like going to the cinema.

No doubt there will be a backlash where the teenagers of 2015 will reinvent punk yet again in small clubs and so on and on but I think the bigger venues are slowly being fucked up. The worst I've ever been to as a venue was O2 in London which is exactly like going to a gig in a shopping mall which will suit you.

Shopping malls are very easy to steward...

[LoungeMachine]

Translate Steward into American for me, Sesh.

Usher?
Roadie?
Doorman?
Bouncer?

Not getting it...