It's been several weeks now and although I'm not a fan of TV - much less late night TV - Jimmy Fallon has to be, hands down the most deplorable shit I've ever seen (yes, even topping 'Survivor' or that vanity exploitation filth 'America's Next Top Model Douchebag').
Not to compare him with Conan (who I dearly miss) Fallon's show is more painful to watch than a loved family member dying of cancer. His whole scatterbrained monologue delivery stands like a third grade show and tell. Hey Jimmy, laughing at you own jokes or replying to your audience with a "wha...wha...what..?" at the end of every one you say makes you look more professionally inept.

"I'm more John Lennon than you - so says myself"
There's just no substance to be found here: nothing funny, mildly entertaining or interesting. The writing alone on his show comes of as they pulled it straight out of the ass of a 1001 Jokes to Make You The Life Of The Party" one could find at Borders for $9.99. Even when he interviews some hack actor Fallon comes off as not even being in the same room with them. Mystery to me why NBC gave him his own show when SNL never bothered to renew his contract. Even on the off days when Conan sucked he still had respect for himself at the end of the night but you Jimmy, you come off like a lost lemming looking for the nearest cliff to jump off of but never finding your mark.
If your dismal show last another two weeks much less into the summertime when Conan returns I for one will be highly surprised. Anything NBC has produced over the past 6 to 10 years has been absolutely shit but I never thought they could go any lower until I saw your show, Jimmy. Best to save what's left of your career now and quit. Please! If not for the sake of Conan's audience then for late night TV in general.
Not to compare him with Conan (who I dearly miss) Fallon's show is more painful to watch than a loved family member dying of cancer. His whole scatterbrained monologue delivery stands like a third grade show and tell. Hey Jimmy, laughing at you own jokes or replying to your audience with a "wha...wha...what..?" at the end of every one you say makes you look more professionally inept.

"I'm more John Lennon than you - so says myself"
There's just no substance to be found here: nothing funny, mildly entertaining or interesting. The writing alone on his show comes of as they pulled it straight out of the ass of a 1001 Jokes to Make You The Life Of The Party" one could find at Borders for $9.99. Even when he interviews some hack actor Fallon comes off as not even being in the same room with them. Mystery to me why NBC gave him his own show when SNL never bothered to renew his contract. Even on the off days when Conan sucked he still had respect for himself at the end of the night but you Jimmy, you come off like a lost lemming looking for the nearest cliff to jump off of but never finding your mark.
If your dismal show last another two weeks much less into the summertime when Conan returns I for one will be highly surprised. Anything NBC has produced over the past 6 to 10 years has been absolutely shit but I never thought they could go any lower until I saw your show, Jimmy. Best to save what's left of your career now and quit. Please! If not for the sake of Conan's audience then for late night TV in general.







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