America's Top (or bottom) Ten Most Miserable Cities

[Terry]

Well Im assuming he drinks beer and plays reasonable music
through his stereo, so it couldnt be that bad could it ??

So land in detroit is worth shit ??
So putting 2 + 2 together, there must be a lot of races of
people living there who dont happen to be white ???
(Was that politically correct enough ?)

Must have changed since Kiss wrote "Detroit Rock City"
What was it, get up, everbodies gonna move their feet
get down everybodies gonna leave their seats..
Your gonna lose your mind in Detroit Rock City..

Sounds like your house and land too...

Kiss was very prophetic back then...

Panamark, if you saw Detroit...I mean, fuck me, you couldn't PAY me a thousand bucks to GIVE me one of those dilapidated houses in a Detroit slum...fuck, man, in certain parts of that town the natives would mug you on sight should you even try and visit said property.


All big cities have similarities, but there are parts of Washington, D.C., Detroit and Atlanta that one doesn't want to be caught in after dark...not places one wants to fuck around in unless packing some heat.

[Panamark]

I copped a bit of action in San Francisco when we stayed there...
Cops running after black dudes, guns out, one homeless black
guy (off his mind on something) bailed me up in a corner and
started to try and sell me the hair of his head.. He had
a knife and had cut huge chunks off which he was holding
in his hands.. Buy muh hair man, Please buy muh hair !
I said, nah man, its your hair you need to keep it !
I then told him I just stepped off a plane from Australia
and could give him some money, but it was Australian.
(I knew I only had 5 or 10 bucks on me). Well we have
these trippy colorful plastic notes and I gave him what was
in my pocket. An Aussie fiver !! It worked, he fucked off...
When I checked the exchange rate next day I figured he
would have got $2.70 US for it !! lol.. Ah wells..

But yeah, San Fran was an eye opener and I'm going to
check out Atlanta next trip. If detroit has the issues
of Frisco I dont think I would want to raise kids there...

Actually you can buy homes and land in parts of
Australia for $1, but it comes with conditions.
Miles from nowhere, have to have some kind of profession
that will benefit the town, have to live there for X amount
of years.. That sort of shit.. If you revel in isolation, this
would be a good deal. Apart from the desert regions in the
middle of Oz, our countryside is great anywhere you go...
Would be zero crime too...

[Seshmeister]

I copped a bit of action in San Francisco when we stayed there...
Cops running after black dudes, guns out, one homeless black guy (off his mind on something) bailed me up in a corner and started to try and sell me the hair of his head.. He had a knife and had cut huge chunks off which he was holding in his hands.. Buy muh hair man, Please buy muh hair !

I wonder if Mezro would still have done that if he had realized it was you..

[Seshmeister]

Seriously though I'm disappointed.

I would have expected you to say to him 'That's not a knife' and take out your large Bowie...

[Panamark]

to both the above,

I never knew Mezro was a 'negra
I thought he would hang out in the more
"flamboyant" areas with those flags celebrating
Ritchie Blackmores best band...

I wish I did have my Big Bad Bowie !!
Could have saved the fiver