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  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35754
    #1

    Do you have biblical morals?

    A funny little quiz...

    Do You Have Biblical Morals?







    <div style="width: 320px; border: 1px solid gray; padding: 6px; font: normal 12px arial, verdana, sans-serif; color: black; background-color: white;"><b style="color: black; font: bold 20px 'Times New Roman', serif; display: block; margin-bottom: 8px;">Your morality is 0% in line with that of the bible.</b> <div style="width: 200px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; text-align: left;"><div style="width: 0%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&nbsp;</div></div><p style="margin: 10px; border: none; background: white; color: black;">Damn you heathen! Your book learnin' has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.<br><br><b><a href="http://www.gotoquiz.com/do_you_have_biblical_morals" style="color: blue;">Do You Have Biblical Morals?</a><br><a href="http://www.gotoquiz.com/" style="color: blue;">Take More Quizzes</a></b></p></div>

    Not a huge surprise...
    Tags: biblical, morals
    • BITEYOASS
      ROTH ARMY ELITE
      • Jan 2004
      • 6530
      #2
      Holy shit! I got a 0&#37; score also!

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        • Coyote
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 8185
          #3
          <div style="width: 320px; border: 1px solid gray; padding: 6px; font: normal 12px arial, verdana, sans-serif; color: black; background-color: white;"><b style="color: black; font: bold 20px 'Times New Roman', serif; display: block; margin-bottom: 8px;">Your morality is 8&#37; in line with that of the bible.</b> <div style="width: 200px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; text-align: left;"><div style="width: 8%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&nbsp;</div></div><p style="margin: 10px; border: none; background: white; color: black;">Damn you heathen! Your book learnin' has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.<br><br><b><a href="http://www.gotoquiz.com/do_you_have_biblical_morals" style="color: blue;">Do You Have Biblical Morals?</a><br><a href="http://www.gotoquiz.com/" style="color: blue;">Take More Quizzes</a></b></p></div>

          Of course, this is just with common sense...
          Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

          Originally posted by Seshmeister
          It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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            • Douglas T.
              Full Member Status

              • Nov 2005
              • 3875
              #4
              I call hoax! I got 0%! I'm probably amongst the best Christians on this list!

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                • BITEYOASS
                  ROTH ARMY ELITE
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 6530
                  #5
                  Of course this is the Roth Army, which consists almost entirely of heathens. Who listen to theyaw devul muzik in ordah to bid heyaz deed! Wezah hedin twahds damn-nashun! :D
                  Last edited by BITEYOASS; 03-25-2009, 09:53 AM.

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                    • Coyote
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 8185
                      #6
                      Originally posted by BITEYOASS
                      Of course this is the Roth Army, which consists almost entirely of heathens. Who listen to theyaw devul muzik in ordah to bid heyaz deed! Wezah hedin twahds damn-nashun! :D
                      At least we look good while doing the aforementioned...
                      Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                      Originally posted by Seshmeister
                      It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                        • kwame k
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 11302
                          #7
                          I could of gotten 100%, that mostly dealt with old Testament type shit.


                          Your morality is 8% in line with that of the bible.

                          Damn you heathen! Your book learnin' has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.

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                          Originally posted by vandeleur
                          E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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                            • LoungeMachine
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 32576
                              #8
                              It's been my experience, that those who thump their bibles the loudest, and profess their faith the shrillest, are usually the ones who follow the "teachings" the least.



                              Much like most extreme homophobes are actually closeted polesmokers like Larry Craig, et al.
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                              Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
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                              I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                • blonddgirl777
                                  ROCKSTAR

                                  • Mar 2005
                                  • 5805
                                  #9
                                  Biblical morals?...

                                  Some "teachings" of the bible are against homosexuals, discriminating against women and allow to misstreat children... Those are the parts that too many fanatics love to practice "in the name of God".
                                  Last edited by blonddgirl777; 03-25-2009, 02:06 PM.
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                                  ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                                    • FORD
                                      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 59619
                                      #10
                                      <div style="width: 320px; border: 1px solid gray; padding: 6px; font: normal 12px arial, verdana, sans-serif; color: black; background-color: white;"><b style="color: black; font: bold 20px 'Times New Roman', serif; display: block; margin-bottom: 8px;">Your morality is 0&#37; in line with that of the bible.</b> <div style="width: 200px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; text-align: left;"><div style="width: 0%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&nbsp;</div></div><p style="margin: 10px; border: none; background: white; color: black;">Damn you heathen! Your book learnin' has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.<br><br><b><a href="http://www.gotoquiz.com/do_you_have_biblical_morals" style="color: blue;">Do You Have Biblical Morals?</a><br><a href="http://www.gotoquiz.com/" style="color: blue;">Take More Quizzes</a></b></p></div>

                                      Of course this was Old Testament "morality". If they had thrown in some NT stuff, I might have scored a little higher.
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                                        • kwame k
                                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                          • Feb 2008
                                          • 11302
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by FORD
                                          Your morality is 0&#37; in line with that of the bible.

                                          Damn you heathen! Your book learnin' has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.

                                          Do You Have Biblical Morals?
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                                          Of course this was Old Testament "morality". If they had thrown in some NT stuff, I might have scored a little higher.
                                          Well, I would hope you'd score higher. You and Christ seem to have a lot in common

                                          PS.......It's my second shot that fucking hits the "Chimp" in the face every time. Story of my life.
                                          Originally posted by vandeleur
                                          E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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                                            • Dr. Love
                                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 7833
                                              #12
                                              Your morality is 23&#37; in line with that of the bible.


                                              You've let rational thought pollute your mind, but there is hope. Slaughter a bird, paint its blood on the walls of your home, and pray for forgiveness.


                                              If I buy something it's mine bitches!!
                                              I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

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                                                • Guitar Shark
                                                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 7579
                                                  #13
                                                  The last question cracked me up...
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                                                  Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                                                  Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                                                    • WARF
                                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 15347
                                                      #14
                                                      WTF?!?!

                                                      <div style="width: 320px; border: 1px solid gray; padding: 6px; font: normal 12px arial, verdana, sans-serif; color: black; background-color: white;"><b style="color: black; font: bold 20px 'Times New Roman', serif; display: block; margin-bottom: 8px;">Your morality is 92&#37; in line with that of the bible.</b> <div style="width: 200px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; text-align: left;"><div style="width: 92%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;">&nbsp;</div></div><p style="margin: 10px; border: none; background: white; color: black;">You are a good and moral Christian. Jerry Falwell would be proud! Now go sacrifice an ox for the sweet savour of the lord!<br><br><b><a href="http://www.gotoquiz.com/do_you_have_biblical_morals" style="color: blue;">Do You Have Biblical Morals?</a><br><a href="http://www.gotoquiz.com/" style="color: blue;">Take More Quizzes</a></b></p></div>

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                                                        • lesfunk
                                                          Full Member Status

                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 3583
                                                          #15
                                                          8&#37; but I really hate lobster...
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