8th Grade Final Exam: Salina , KS - 1895

[LoungeMachine]

The sun, CO2 gas...(I think).

WHAT IS THIS ABOUT TYPING IN CAPS-LOCK? I JUST DID IT.

There was a troll here a while back, who tended to type all in caps.

When asked to STFU, he explained that he was actually legally blind, and that he had software that typed his replies for him, as he spoke to the computer.

When we explained that was impossible, he then changed his story to "I type in all caps because that's the only way I can see the screen.

Then he said his "burly biker" roommate typed his repsonses for him, so we better watch out.

Then he claimed to be HIV+, with only weeks to live.

Then he said he got a second opinion, and the doctor told him the false-positive was the result of the antibiotics he was taking for a toothache.

But then again, this is the same clown who claims that he is the great0nephew of Howard Hughes, and that his father forced him to have a vasectomy at the age of 8, at the UCLA med ctr, performed by his uncle, against his will, because the family didnt want him to procreate.


Oh, on a side note. He's a personal friend, and telephone buddy of one cadaverdog.




I need a drink after typing that.

[LoungeMachine]

I did.

I only gave you the Reader's Digest version.

The details kept us all in stitches for weeks.

He kept digging deeper and deeper.....

He was an Albino Apache legally blind decendent of Howard Hughes, who was going to make an album and movie, tour the world, but lived in a tent, fished for his dinner, posted from the library, yet had thousands of photographs in a sealed vault with armed guards proving everything he told us......

I kid you not.




At times, I was literally crying I was laughing so hard.... Thought I cracked a rib at one point....

[LoungeMachine]

Ace Diamond Experience on MySpace Music - Free Streaming MP3s, Pictures & Music Downloads

This is his myspace. He's quite proud of it, I must say....




WARNING: Have a drink first.

[Guitar Shark]

Ah, the happy Ace Diamond family before 'SNIP SNIP'

[Guitar Shark]

Personally, I found the music more offensive than the satanic images.

[LoungeMachine]

I'm too jacked up to sleep after looking at the satanic pictures. How do you guys find out about these things?

They find us......

We're like a weirdo magnet here.

I for one, was unaware these people even lived among us until I registered here...



They only come out at night.

[LoungeMachine]

Personally, I found the music more offensive than the satanic images.

The wha?

I see we're being pretty liberal with the term "music" these days.....

This post should have read: Personally, I was more offended by the chickenfoot than I was the satanic images

[kwame k]

Personally, I found the music more offensive than the satanic images.

I found the pictures of himself the most offensive.

[LoungeMachine]

I found the pictures of himself the most offensive.

Oh, come on....

The spandex hiked up to the armpits, set against the pasty white soft frame, perfectly accented by the coke bottle lenses?

He's a 6-string Adonis.



Binky is secretly IMing him as we speak......

[kwame k]

The blood spewing shit was the funniest thing about that image.

[Satan]

Personally, I found the music more offensive than the satanic images.

Personally, I'm offended that you would call pictures like that "satanic"

[LoungeMachine]

Why does Satan live in Brentwood Tenn???

[kwame k]

Why does Satan live in Brentwood Tenn???

Tax exemptions?

[Satan]

Guess you guys missed this thread?

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/non-vh-dlr-related-stuff/54168-satan-alive-well-living-brentwood-tennessee.html

[LoungeMachine]

A fresh canvas with which to throw my keeses.......