Lounge Machine Needs Your Help

[LoungeMachine]

I love you all.

Even GayR the ReTard.



Oh, and STFU Steve.

[hideyoursheep]

Where is the RA HoF?

Can we visit you there?

Will you be behind glass?

Can I tap it and drive you nuts?

Do we have to watch you shit in your display case?

Who will keep Savicki out of the parking lot?

[Guitar Shark]

You are still a glorious beacon of light. Nothing has changed.

And I like it.

[LoungeMachine]

But WTF is that last bright green square doing there now?

If I'm still [just] a GLORIOUS BEACON OF LIGHT, which no doubt means I light the way for others, what's with the added green thingy that does nothing?



PLEASE DONT TAP THE GLASS

[LoungeMachine]

I'm coming up to my own age of enlightenment, grasshopper.

[chefcraig]

But WTF is that last bright green square doing there now?

That's what happens when you hire a drummer to do your electrical wiring. Next time, employ a professional, or at least someone that doesn't normally beat on shit for a living part time.

[LoungeMachine]

I once hired a drummer as a roadie.

I now own a very nice box of toothpicks that used to be a Les Paul Custom.

[chefcraig]

How do you get a drummer off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
So they can park in the handicapped spot.

How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in and the knocking speeds up.

What do Ginger Baker and low budget coffee have in common?
They both suck without Cream.

[Nickdfresh]

I could cuntinue pushing Mein Deumpmeister GA's count way past yours.. it means nothing.

Just like you mean nothing: you do nothing, you think nothing and you stand for nothign!

Hey GAR, the users of the glory hole would like to thank you very much...

[LoungeMachine]

What does a stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work?





Drop him off at band practice.

[Nickdfresh]

Q. What's the first thing a drummer says when he moves to LA?

A. Would you like fries with that?

[kwame k]

Ouch, rough crowd!

[LoungeMachine]

What do you call those skanks that always hang out with musicians?












Drummers.

[Nickdfresh]

Q.) How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

A.) One. Just call the janitor...

[kwame k]

• How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.

• Why didn't the little drummer boy get into heaven?
Because he woke the baby for Christ's sake!

• What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.

• What do you call a Drummer in a Volkswagen?
Farfromthinken.

• What does a drummer use for contraception?
His personality.