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  • jhale667
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 20929
    #31
    Don't get me started...

    How do you know when a drummer's at the door?
    The knock speeds up.

    What does a drummer say after he knocks on your door?
    "Pizza Delivery!"

    Originally posted by conmee
    If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

    That is all.

    Icon.
    Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
    I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


    Originally posted by Isaac R.
    Then it's really true??:eek:

    The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

    OMFG...who in their right mind...???
    Originally posted by eddie78
    I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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      • hideyoursheep
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Jan 2007
        • 6351
        #32
        Originally posted by LoungeMachine
        What do you call those skanks that always hang out with musicians?











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          • LoungeMachine
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 32576
            #33
            Originally posted by chefcraig
            How do you get a drummer off your porch?
            Pay him for the pizza.

            How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
            He doesn't know when to come in and the knocking speeds up.
            [B]
            .




            Originally posted by jhale667
            How do you know when a drummer's at the door?
            The knock speeds up.

            What does a drummer say after he knocks on your door?
            "Pizza Delivery!"


            Don't you just hate it when a guitarist steals material already done, and then gets it wrong?





            Q: How do you get a guitar player to play quieter?










            A: Put sheet music in front of him.






            Originally posted by Kristy
            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
            Originally posted by cadaverdog
            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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              • chefcraig
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Apr 2004
                • 12172
                #34
                Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                Don't you just hate it when a guitarist steals material already done, and then gets it wrong?
                It's called being "Creatively Derivative", an approach that aptly sums up my at times rather nebulous songwriting skills for the better part of three decades now.









                “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                ― Stephen Hawking

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                  • GAR
                    Banned
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 10881
                    #35
                    Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                    Will we get to shoot you out of a cannon?
                    You'd like to see his wee cannon pop some clowny stuff out, wouldn't you?

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                      • Susie Q
                        Veteran
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 1523
                        #36
                        Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                        The Glorious Beacon of Light is a mere 24 "thanks" away from the magic number of 500.

                        500 puts him into the ROTH ARMY HALL OF FAME without a vote.

                        Please, wouldn't you like to be the one to send him over the top?



                        Give 'til it hurts.
                        Hey Lounge...isn't this like the whole five star thing of Savicki? :tongue0011:

                        I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.                         ~Susie Q 2009

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                          • Coyote
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 8185
                            #37
                            Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                            The Glorious Beacon of Light is a mere 24 "thanks" away from the magic number of 500.

                            500 puts him into the ROTH ARMY HALL OF FAME without a vote.

                            Please, wouldn't you like to be the one to send him over the top?



                            Give 'til it hurts.
                            Don't know if I should...





                            but I did.

                            (You 5 star whore, you... )
                            Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                            Originally posted by Seshmeister
                            It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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