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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 59949

    Praise Cheesus!!

    Preston Hollow couple sees Christ-like figure in a Cheeto

    11:27 AM CDT on Monday, May 18, 2009

    From Staff Reports

    What would "Cheesus" do?

    A Preston Hollow couple driving home from Houston was snacking on a bag of Cheetos when Sara Bell had a religious experience.

    "Jesus appeared," she told the Preston Hollow People newspaper last week.

    Or more exactly – a Cheeto in the shape of what appears to be a two-inch tall figurine with extended arms.

    Bell had bought a bag of Cheetos in Jersey Village, about 20 miles northwest of Houston, and was eating the cheese-flavored snack when she made the discovery, the newspaper reported.

    "I had eaten most of the ones in my hand and one was left lying there, and I said 'Oh my gosh! Look at this! It really looks like a person in a robe praying,'" she told KTVT-TV. Her husband Dan looked over and said "'Wow! It does look like a praying Jesus.'"

    The couple nicknamed the orange puffed snack, "Cheesus."

    Their discovery landed them on the front page of the Preston Hollow newspaper.

    It's unclear whether "Cheesus" will be going up for auction on e-Bay. For now, the newspaper reported that the cheese snack is wrapped in tissue inside a box.

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    Eat Us And Smile

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    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 59949

    #2

    Praise Cheesus!!
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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    • sadaist
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Jul 2004
      • 11625

      #3
      I heard about this on the radio today & meant to search for a pic.
      “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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      • Dr. Love
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 7833

        #4
        Originally posted by FORD

        Praise Cheesus!!
        that looks like zombie cheesus. Must be after he rose from the bowels of hell.
        Last edited by Dr. Love; 05-19-2009, 10:02 AM.
        I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

        http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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        • Satan
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Jan 2004
          • 6664

          #5
          Why does nobody ever see me in their food?
          Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

          Originally posted by Sockfucker
          I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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          • ELVIS
            Banned
            • Dec 2003
            • 44120

            #6
            Because it's hidden in genetically altered products, high fructose corn syrup, saturated fats, etc...

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            • sadaist
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Jul 2004
              • 11625

              #7
              Originally posted by Satan
              Why does nobody ever see me in their food?
              Because we see you in our wives & girlfriends, politicians and replacement singers. You have more important things to do then show up in snack foods.
              “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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              • Satan
                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                • Jan 2004
                • 6664

                #8
                Originally posted by ELVIS
                Because it's hidden in genetically altered products, high fructose corn syrup, saturated fats, etc...
                All the more reason, then. God didn't make any of that shit!

                Originally posted by sadaist
                Because we see you in our wives & girlfriends, politicians and replacement singers. You have more important things to do then show up in snack foods.
                All very true. But shouldn't I show up in a Habanero pepper or something??
                Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                Originally posted by Sockfucker
                I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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