Chickenfoot on Conan O Brian

[Golden AWe]

Gotta say I hate Sammy Hagar.

[GAR]

I like J. Geils Band better. They had more hits.

[Hummarstra]

30 secs of it and I turned it off. Its just shit and, wow, does Satriani disappoint with that cliche piece of garbage for a riff.

[lesfunk]

hey Spammy, "The dude" called. he wants his image back

[Coyote]

Poor Conan...

[FORD]

I couldn't figure out what that thing was on Chad Smith's head. Hairpiece, clown costume?

Maybe he was goofin on the guys in front of him..

Laughed at his shirt though

"I am NOT Will Ferrell"

[FORD]

Awkward at the end when Satch gave Conan his guitar. He didn't know what to do.

It was his second guitar this week. Green Day gave him a Les Paul. Does Conan even play guitar?

[kwame k]

It was his second guitar this week. Green Day gave him a Les Paul. Does Conan even play guitar?

Matter of he does, I seem to remember in the early days of his show he used to play guitar a bunch, during skits.

[Terry]

Prior to hearing the group, I thought "well, at least Satriani might come up with some interesting stuff, guitar-wise". Not so much. Collective mediocrity; from what I've heard, these tunes are nothing better than any average bar band could come up with in terms of original material, but then what else should I have expected when the band is comprised of the weakest members of other superior bands (Van Halen, Peppers) and a guitarist better known for his technical ability rather than any songs he wrote?

[Nickdfresh]

Sammy Hagar has anti-charisma...

[High Life Man]

Just catching up on my Conan from the past couple of days.

Chickenfoot = Shit Sandwich

They'll be lucky to sell 100k of that shit.

[Seshmeister]

Boring... Reminds me of "Way Cool Junior" by Ratt

It's nowhere near as good as that.

"We wrote it in the studio"

You don't fucking say. If they spent more than 5 minutes on it then fuck knows how.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Phoning it in on Speed dial.

[Seshmeister]

Prior to hearing the group, I thought "well, at least Satriani might come up with some interesting stuff, guitar-wise". Not so much. Collective mediocrity; from what I've heard, these tunes are nothing better than any average bar band could come up with in terms of original material, but then what else should I have expected when the band is comprised of the weakest members of other superior bands (Van Halen, Peppers) and a guitarist better known for his technical ability rather than any songs he wrote?

Exactly. The only surprising thing about this band is how spectacularly mediocre all of Satriani's 'ideas' for songs are. There was that weak album he did years ago when he tried singing so we knew that he wasn't going to be helping with great vocal melodies but Jesus felching on a unicycle he's coming up with guitar ideas that are sub par early CC DeVille. The most incredibly uninteresting uncatchy nothing music.

I'm not saying he should be doing widdly Dream Theatre or whatever, I'm not even a big fan of that stuff but there is a happy medium or even fun superbasic but you need to put a quirk or spark of magic dust into that like ACDC.

You can do basic well and this isn't it.

But none of that is the worst thing about this band. This worst thing about Chickenfoot it the complete lack of self awareness about how spectacularly uninteresting and unfunny they are when they talk which is far far too often.

Shut the fuck up.

The amazing thing is that they've actually found someone on the planet with more anti-charisma(™ Nick) than Hagar with this loudmouthed fucking retard of a drummer.

Cheers!

[VH Drummer]

When those first two songs leaked, I found myself skipping through the vocals to find the solos and jamming. Hearing Mike, Joe and Chad play together is pretty damn cool but I just don't care for Hagar. I will give them props for actually PROMOTING their stuff EVERYWHERE. When "Van Halen" decides to put out new music I hope they put forth some effort in the PR department; the nostalgia of having Dave back has probably worn off on a lot of casual fans so they will really need to go on a media blitz to show that they are still relevant in the rock music world...that is if anything ever gets done.