God DAMN It's hot today!!

[Panamark]

I cant figure out why they visit Australia ?

Most Australians cant figure it out either.

They have absolutely no power over our government,
and frankly, they seem like a boring pack of snobs...

Her Maj probably thinks they still ship bread thieves
out here ! lol.....

[Panamark]

Hey Sesh, I gotta ask you this one...
You know when you were a younger fella and your mates would
offer you all sorts of advise for shagging etc..
We used to always try and imagine Her Maj naked, in theory
it would prolong the bonking.. Always wondered if you guys
did this too ??? (Or would that be far too blasphemous)

Hell, I didnt even have to imagine her naked... Just a mental
image of her saying "My Husband and I" and I'd be fuelled for
hours !!!!

[FORD]

Hey Sesh, I gotta ask you this one...
You know when you were a younger fella and your mates would
offer you all sorts of advise for shagging etc..
We used to always try and imagine Her Maj naked, in theory
it would prolong the bonking.. Always wondered if you guys
did this too ??? (Or would that be far too blasphemous)

Hell, I didnt even have to imagine her naked... Just a mental
image of her saying "My Husband and I" and I'd be fuelled for
hours !!!!

Actually, I think I did use the horrifying image of Barbara Bush for that purpose back when Poppy was in the White House. And I mean Chimpy's mom, not his kid!

[Panamark]

Yeah that'd work...

[Dan]

Was About about 73F in Green Bay,WI Last Night.

[Nitro Express]

He's just pissed that you blokes were sent there in exile and it turned out to be paradise...

I'll be there one day...

It's paradise when you are sipping a beer on the beach sand with a cute girl on your cock buy not so good when a salt water crock rolls you.

[Anonymous]

In regards to the subtitle of this thread... I've always said air conditioning and silicone are the two gratest achievements of mankind.

Fuck the wheel.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Coyote]

In regards to the subtitle of this thread... I've always said air conditioning and silicone are the two gratest achievements of mankind.

Fuck the wheel.

Cheers! :bottle:

Here's the third: The Thong Bikini.

[ELVIS]

It's paradise when you are sipping a beer on the beach sand with a cute girl on your cock buy not so good when a salt water crock rolls you.

There are so many gators here that people hit them on the roads, so now they've allowed open season again...

[FORD]

That's why Elvis's house looks like this.....


Kinda dangerous in hurricane season, but at least the gators don't climb the ladder.

[Panamark]

That frame looks like it may succumb to rust any moment..

[hideyoursheep]

I cant figure out why they visit Australia ?

Most Australians cant figure it out either.

They have absolutely no power over our government,
and frankly, they seem like a boring pack of snobs...

Get the union jack out of your flag. They might finally get the hint. It worked for US!

[sadaist]

At the moment around 68-70 degrees farenheit in
the day ?? My wife thinks thats too warm for winter,
me........ My nads are attempting to re-enter
the nad sockets to get some warmth......

Kinda the same for me. Being a San Diego native, when the temp drops below 70 I'm in a sweatshirt or jacket. Such a sissy. But you northern guys...dang. Anything 100 + I don't really like unless I'm in shorts with a cooler of beer at the Colorado River. Then it's perfect.

Another thing, the homes & apartments near the ocean in San Diego usually don't have air conditioning. Not even the big nice homes in La Jolla. Some do, but usually not. It's never needed being right near the water. But in August once in a while we get a heat wave...then it gets miserable.

I remember one year in my old apartment we took an oven pan, put a 7 pound block of ice in it, put it on the coffee table in front of the couch, and a fan blowing over the block of ice onto us while we watched tv. Ghetto ac for sure, but it actually helped a little.

[Top Jimmy]

fucking pussies...
I just spent 4 days in Vegas at The Luxor,
and it never got even under 100 during the day in the fuckin shade...

I came out to get my car, and the car thermostat said 115....

now THAT'S hot!

[Top Jimmy]

Here's the third: The Thong Bikini.

sure about that?