Happy Birthday Big Troubles

[SweetSecrets]

Happy birthday person I don't know. Mine was June 24th! I'm 22!

[FORD]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
I took most of the day off and Im starting my Coors-fest early!

Coors??

Geezus fucking petey your Canadian. Why the fuck would you drink shit like that??

Seriously.... I paid a visit to Coors headquarters in Golden Colorado 2 years ago and you wouldn't believe the Godawful fucking stench that comes out of that place.... sheesh. I live a mile away from a brewery that used to make some crappy beer, but it never smelled bad like that. I really think that Republican bastard Pete Coors was sacrificing children to Moloch and putting them in his shitty beer or something, cause it smelled like something died in there....

Here's some REAL beer for your goddamned Hoser birthday celebratiion...


Obsidian Stout gets is inspiration from one of the world's largest obsidian flows at Newberry Volcano--just a few miles south of the brewery. "The Big Obsidian Flow," as they call it, covers more than 700 acres with shiny black obsidian.

220 calories per 12 oz serving.

Original Gravity: 1.065
Alcohol Content: 6.4%

Ratings, Awards & Notables

Bronze Medal, Foreign-Style Stout
2003 Great American Beer Festival

Gold Medal, Foreign Stout Category
2003 North American Beer Awards

Silver Medal, Individual Category Awards
2003 Real Ale Festival, American Stouts

Silver Medal, Foreign-Style Stout
2002 World Beer Cup

Bronze Medal, Individual Category Awards
2002 Real Ale Festival, American Stouts

Gold Medal, Bottled Stouts
2001 Real Ale Festival, Bottle-conditioned Beer Awards

Silver Medal, Best of Bottles
2001 Real Ale Festival, Bottle-conditioned Beer Awards

Silver Medal, Stout Category
2001 West Coast Brew Fest

Gold Medal, Foreign Stout Category
2000 California Brewer's Festival, 2000 California Brewer's Festival

Silver Medal, Foreign Style Stout
2000 World Beer Cup

Gold Medal, Foreign Stout
1999 NABA Competition

Silver Medal, Foreign Stout
1999 Great American Beer Festival

Best of Fest, Bottle-Conditioned Beers
1998 Real Ale Festival

Life's too goddamn short to drink shitty beer!

Happy Birthday motherfucker!!

[SweetSecrets]

Happy birthday person I don't know. Mine was June 24th! I'm 22!

[pete]

How many times
Have you said to yerself......HEY!!!

Happy B'day!!!!

much love.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by FORD
Coors??

Geezus fucking petey your Canadian. Why the fuck would you drink shit like that??

Seriously.... I paid a visit to Coors headquarters in Golden Colorado 2 years ago and you wouldn't believe the Godawful fucking stench that comes out of that place.... sheesh. I live a mile away from a brewery that used to make some crappy beer, but it never smelled bad like that. I really think that Republican bastard Pete Coors was sacrificing children to Moloch and putting them in his shitty beer or something, cause it smelled like something died in there....

Here's some REAL beer for your goddamned Hoser birthday celebratiion...


Obsidian Stout gets is inspiration from one of the world's largest obsidian flows at Newberry Volcano--just a few miles south of the brewery. "The Big Obsidian Flow," as they call it, covers more than 700 acres with shiny black obsidian.

220 calories per 12 oz serving.

Original Gravity: 1.065
Alcohol Content: 6.4%

Ratings, Awards & Notables

Bronze Medal, Foreign-Style Stout
2003 Great American Beer Festival

Gold Medal, Foreign Stout Category
2003 North American Beer Awards

Silver Medal, Individual Category Awards
2003 Real Ale Festival, American Stouts

Silver Medal, Foreign-Style Stout
2002 World Beer Cup

Bronze Medal, Individual Category Awards
2002 Real Ale Festival, American Stouts

Gold Medal, Bottled Stouts
2001 Real Ale Festival, Bottle-conditioned Beer Awards

Silver Medal, Best of Bottles
2001 Real Ale Festival, Bottle-conditioned Beer Awards

Silver Medal, Stout Category
2001 West Coast Brew Fest

Gold Medal, Foreign Stout Category
2000 California Brewer's Festival, 2000 California Brewer's Festival

Silver Medal, Foreign Style Stout
2000 World Beer Cup

Gold Medal, Foreign Stout
1999 NABA Competition

Silver Medal, Foreign Stout
1999 Great American Beer Festival

Best of Fest, Bottle-Conditioned Beers
1998 Real Ale Festival

Life's too goddamn short to drink shitty beer!

Happy Birthday motherfucker!!

Cool I will try it Ford, thanks!

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by SweetPoundcake
Happy birthday person I don't know. Mine was June 24th! I'm 22!

Thank you person I don't know. Happy Birthday to you too! (belated, but still Happy)

[moose]

Hopefully next year when your celebrating your Birthday, instead of driinking Coors lite @ home you'll be somewhere in North America smoking a BIG FATTY listening to Eddie shred his guitar and the Diamond One belting out UNCHAINED. Now that my freinds is the best fucking birthday present any of us can have. I hope you wished for that when you blew out the candles.
Happy Birthday BT!

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by moose
Hopefully next year when your celebrating your Birthday, instead of driinking Coors lite @ home you'll be somewhere in North America smoking a BIG FATTY listening to Eddie shred his guitar and the Diamond One belting out UNCHAINED. Now that my freinds is the best fucking birthday present any of us can have. I hope you wished for that when you blew out the candles.
Happy Birthday BT!

Thank you. Actually I wish for that every single year.