Lounge Wants To Hear From You

[chefcraig]

The only word that comes to mind is... wow.....

Sort of reminds you of the lines said by Johnny in those Airplane! movies.

Steve McCroskey (Lounge Machine): Jacobs, I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now.
Jacobs: Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.

Steve McCroskey: [speaking to the entire control room] Now listen to me and listen good. If you got any ideas, any ideas at all, now is the time. I want to hear them and I want to hear them now!
Jacobs: How about a game show like Hollywood Squares but with kids? Gary Coleman could host.

Steve McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this? [Hands him the weather briefing]
Johnny: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...

[Seshmeister]

Before we became human, we couldn’t talk, but over time we learned that ability. I believe that snakes used to talk, but over time they lost that ability. I’m an open minded Christian!

You are so open minded your brain has fallen out.

[ELVIS]

I agree with that...

[hideyoursheep]

The "borderline racist stuff" posts that I have made are usually illustrations or just jokes...

I am by no means a racist...

So Obama is no longer a "half-white motherfucker" to you?

Welcome to the human race. Population-Everyone

[hideyoursheep]

I'm about to embark on a life-changing spiritual journey, so I won't be around...

You're not going to dig through Yngwie Malmsteen's trash again, are you?

[ELVIS]

Haha, no...

And the Obama comment was pretty uncalled for, and I take that back wether I was kidding or not...

[GAR]

Obama is a lying tool, and a piece of crap.

I'll never take that back because that's how he played out to be as I predicted during the election. Fuck Obama!

[hideyoursheep]

Obama is a lying tool, and a piece of crap.

The 2 of you should get along great, then.
BTW, the FL is up and to the right.

[diamondsgirl]

Well, it's good to see that Lounge had his little problem with the clap taken care of and return. In any case, fuck this theological shit and let's talk making old school cocktails...

Retro Cocktails - Old Fashioned Cocktails - delish.com

I was very happy when cosmos made a comeback.

[ace diamond]

If one more person in my circle of acquaintances finds Jesus, I'm gonna have to shoot myself.

no, don't shoot yourself.
shoot them.
much more sensible solution.
besides, what are they sore worried about, because according to them, they will be in heaven with god, but at least you will be rid of them.

[ace diamond]

When people ask me if I have found Jesus I reply, "I didn't know he was lost?", stops 'em dead in their tracks

a buddy of mine came up with this one:
when the mormons, jehovahs witnesses, or whatever missionary comes to your door, grab 2 beers from the fridge when you see them coming to your door.

answer the door, and offer them a beer.
when they refuse said beer, inform them
"then we have nothing to discuss"
pound both beers, grab your shotgun, and
inform them they are trespassing on private property,
and they have until the count of 3 to get the fuck off of
your property.

works like a charm.
word gets around real quick between them different denominations
of churches about who's house to stay the fuck away from.

[ace diamond]

All religious organizations should be taxed like every other money grubbing company...

i absolutely agree.
i have been trying to tell people this for years.

[ace diamond]

I'd like a shot of Wild Turkey, please.
It may keep my from flying to California and egging Sped's place tonight.

Guess nobody liked the TNA I put up on that first page.
~ Amazing ~

i live close enough to egg spam.

[ELVIS]

Oh, you're so brilliant...

[ace diamond]

Oh, you're so brilliant...

thank you.

i have a new record out, it is even more offensive and blasphemous
than the last one, would you like a copy?
or how about a copy of the satanic bible...........
the more you read, the more you know.........