2012 is going to be a Real Bitch!

[Sensible Shoes]

OK so after the world ends, when does it start again?

[Anonymous]

Wait a minute...

When in the fuck did you START liking me?

:confused:

Why, ever since you first wore that girdle, back in high school. Don't you remember, Bob? We were young, careless. We were wild and restless, innocent and free. We were in the throes of passion, remember? Our passion for good music & large boobs?

We were in love - you with that generously breasted girl, and I with the one with the round butt. We used to walk hand in hand, with our girlfriends, and it felt so weird. Then you pointed out that we should hold our girlfriends's hands, not each other's. And how right it felt from then on.

Dammit, Bob, can't you see what I'm saying here? I'm saying you're an asshole! I remember how much we anticipated going to bed... how we felt giddy with anticipation, our faces lit up with excitement, and how we knew it'd be the best time of our lives. At least I did, I never actually saw you going to bed. Your house was two miles down the road. But we were so alike! The world was ours for the taking!

What happened, Bob? What have I done to you, that you feel you need to imply that I like crappy remakes of shitty movies, or the other way around?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

OK so after the world ends, when does it start again?

Well, this decade, the world has ended twice... one in 2000, and again in 2001, because that was the right 2000, I think.

It took less than a year to start & end again, so I guess next time it'll take less than a week to start again.

You know, my grandfather told me that in the old days, the world would only end every 100 years, or so.

I guess that now, with the internets & modern life's fast pace, it has to end more & more often, to keep up with the times.

Who knows, maybe in another 50 years, the world will end every hour.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Sensible Shoes]

Got it. Now when it starts again, how are they distributing money, looks, power, etc.?

[Anonymous]

I don't think there'll be enough time for that. I bet they'll just leave things as they are. After all, the world will also likely end in 2020, just because there's two twenties in there.

The only other date I can think of is 2040, because 40 is the double of 20, and the universe will collapse in on itself.

But I'm sure someone will come up with a few more dates between 2020 and 2040.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Coyote]

I can squeeze a few apocalypses in my schedule.

How about October 1, 2041?

[Nitro Express]

I can squeeze a few apocalypses in my schedule.

How about October 1, 2041?

Why not? We will be some real old fucks probably living under Communism by then.

[Anonymous]

I can squeeze a few apocalypses in my schedule.

How about October 1, 2041?

1/10/2041?

Why? It makes no sense!

Oooh, I see what you're getting at... a SURPRISE end of the world.

Nice! We don't get many of those.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Coyote]

Coyote's Law Of Scheduling:

A scheduled event always takes place at the most unexpected and inopportune time.