What the FUCK was I thinking?

[standin]

Good call, 3 hours was a good sampling size for a decision.

What you should do with your online dating profile is let us here at the Army help you fill it out and let us screen the responders.

This is the prescription for love from the Doctor of Love.

Aww, hell that is a good idea......

[Hardrock69]

You could not ask for more rabid screeners than those found here, lol.


Kinda like standing over the prospective date with an axe, a shotgun, or some other serious looking farm implement while asking them "You are going to have her home when?"

[standin]

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/non-vh-dlr-related-stuff/57138-dr-loves-prescription.html

[Golden AWe]

Seriously, who'd'you think would join those sites? Hunks? People with great social lives? People?

Nowadays there's some grate looking chicks (like Shoes) in the dating sites...at least in Finland Funland! Met some, got some a few years ago...and not all of them were freaks!

As long as you only answer contacts with photos...and photos not dated 4 years and 20 kilos ago...not that big people cun't be fun...

[twonabomber]

Did you know that every man over the age of 40 owns a motorcycle? EVERY LAST ONE!!!!

we do?

[VanHalenFan5150]

, screen the responders.

Did you know that every man over the age of 40 owns a motorcycle? EVERY LAST ONE!!!!

Not my dad, he simply owns an offshore fishing yacht.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

we do?

i do

[Sensible Shoes]

Twona you're not really forty yet.

[Sensible Shoes]

Not my dad, he simply owns an offshore fishing yacht.

Does he like long walks on the beach under the stars?????

[Sensible Shoes]

OK so I decided to leave this profile up - but I wrote that I was unemployed, horribly depressed, not looking for anything longterm unless Mr. Perfect came along, would NEVER get married again, and that I have four dogs that would jump on them and cover them with fur. And Mud. And they sleep on the bed.

Which is all true.

Also said I was pretty much gone every weekend at dogshows. Also true. Should also have added that nobody's allowed to speak Spammy's name in my presence.

Not ONE response. See what happens when you tell the truth????

[Dr. Love]

You should tell them you're a Head Fluffer in the Roth Army.

[Sensible Shoes]

And that I got fat!!!!!

[Igosplut]

.

Did you know that every man over the age of 40 owns a motorcycle? EVERY LAST ONE!!!!

I hate that comparison.......

[Sensible Shoes]

Not like yours. These are the things that are closer to tricycles with cupholders and cargo holds. Perhaps there's a different and more descriptive name for them.

[Igosplut]

HERE'S the newest one...If you call 1957 new....