Has anyone here actually made it with Twins?

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  • Sarge
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Feb 2003
    • 5424

    Has anyone here actually made it with Twins?

    Honestly?
    Has anyone here actually made it with Twins?

    My wife gave me permission to do it with her identical twin, thing is.. she doesn't exist!
    The twins scenario is something that I bet doesn't get explored very often.

    Breasts,

    Sarge
    ROTHARMY.COM WEBMASTER AND FOUNDER
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  • Dr. Love
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7833

    #2
    What your wife needs is a doppelganger. Tell her that sex with her doppelganger is okay. Probably doesn't even count as sex. Just masturbation.
    I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

    http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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    • Dr. Love
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 7833

      #3
      Here are some helpful instructions to get her started.

      I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

      http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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      • Sensible Shoes
        Full Member Status

        • Oct 2009
        • 4648

        #4
        I have.

        Oh dear.

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        • sadaist
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Jul 2004
          • 11625

          #5
          My left and right hands are nearly identical. Does that count?
          “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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          • Coyote
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Jan 2004
            • 8185

            #6
            I had a shot, but I passed out...
            Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

            Originally posted by Seshmeister
            It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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            • FORD
              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

              • Jan 2004
              • 59619

              #7
              I briefly dated a chick with a twin sister in the late 80's, but the sister only liked pussy, so I never had a shot with her (not that I didn't try)

              Even so, it's weird being in the same room with a chick, who looks exactly like a chick that you're fucking, and of course you're first thought is fucking both of them
              Eat Us And Smile

              Cenk For America 2024!!

              Justice Democrats


              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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              • Sarge
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Feb 2003
                • 5424

                #8
                Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
                I have.
                I am going to need more than that!
                ROTHARMY.COM WEBMASTER AND FOUNDER
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                MY GROUPS ON ROTHARMY.COM
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                • Sensible Shoes
                  Full Member Status

                  • Oct 2009
                  • 4648

                  #9
                  Nope. That's it - sorry.



                  And it's also bullshit.

                  Oh dear.

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                  • ace diamond
                    Full Member Status

                    • Sep 2004
                    • 3863

                    #10
                    i have done it 1 time.
                    it was way better than i ever expected.
                    Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                    When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                    "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                    • Seshmeister
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Oct 2003
                      • 35754

                      #11
                      Apart from the guide dogs vomiting on you, that must have been a bit awkward...

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                      • ace diamond
                        Full Member Status

                        • Sep 2004
                        • 3863

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Seshmeister
                        Apart from the guide dogs vomiting on you, that must have been a bit awkward...
                        Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                        When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                        "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                        • kwame k
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 11302

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ace diamond
                          i have done it 1 time.
                          it was way better than i ever expected.
                          Congrats on having your virginity taken but this is a thread about nailin' twins not a thread about the fact that you actually got laid, once
                          Originally posted by vandeleur
                          E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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                          • jhale667
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 20929

                            #14
                            Originally posted by kwame k
                            Congrats on having your virginity taken but this is a thread about nailin' twins not a thread about the fact that you actually got laid, once
                            Originally posted by conmee
                            If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                            That is all.

                            Icon.
                            Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                            I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                            Originally posted by Isaac R.
                            Then it's really true??

                            The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                            OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                            Originally posted by eddie78
                            I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                            • sadaist
                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 11625

                              #15
                              Originally posted by kwame k
                              Congrats on having your virginity taken but this is a thread about nailin' twins not a thread about the fact that you actually got laid, once


                              Drinking moonshine and seeing double while having sex counts as fucking twins.
                              “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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