Has anyone here actually made it with Twins?

[ace diamond]

Congrats on having your virginity taken but this is a thread about nailin' twins not a thread about the fact that you actually got laid, once

oh, how wrong you are..........
i lost my virginity to mariana sainz bautista on march 25th, 1995. at the time, we were both 17.
her place, in her room.

i have had plenty other women since then.
in case you continue, know this,
i do remember most of the names of the females i have had sex with.
there are a few i do not recall either by way of severe intoxication or choice.

my current girlfriend is a member of this site.
there are only a handful of folks who are aware of who she is.
however, i am not telling.
it is private.
and besides, she will get very angry with me.
i would rather sleep in the bed with her than have to spend the night on the couch or elsewhere alone until she calms down.


any guys this board who has a wife or girlfriend understand exactly what i am saying.

[kwame k]

Well you have so much "credibility" after your amazing HIV+ cure, so I guess I'll have to take your word on it

[kwame k]

Drinking moonshine and seeing double while having sex counts as fucking twins.

Well then.....I've had tons of twins

[ace diamond]

I guess I'll have to take your word on it

that you shall.

[kwame k]

Sure.......cause it's not like you make anything up, Mr. One Nut Speak 'Em Truth.

[ace diamond]

Well then.....I've had tons of twins

well, with all the various covens running around in your town, you never know.............my dad lives in colorado springs.
he also owns some land overlooking cripple creek.
needless to say, i have been to manitou springs, CO.

[ace diamond]

Speak 'Em Truth.

i already have.
that's all there is to it.

[kwame k]

well, with all the various covens running around in your town, you never know.............my dad lives in colorado springs.
he also owns some land overlooking cripple creek.
needless to say, i have been to manitou springs, CO.

You mean Daddy who forced you to have that surgery, by.....was it your Uncle?

[kwame k]

i already have.
that's all there is to it.

Made shit up in this thread.....we all know that

[ace diamond]

Made shit up in this thread....

no. i have not made anything up in this thread.
what i have done is tell the truth.

[ace diamond]

You mean Daddy who forced you to have that surgery, by.....was it your Uncle?

cousin actually.
however,
yes.
that

[kwame k]

no. i have not made anything up in this thread.
what i have done is tell the truth.

Sure Capt'n Caps Lock......you've always posted the truth

[ace diamond]

Sure Capt'n Caps Lock......you've always posted the truth

no, not always.
i have told a plentiful amount of tall whopping fish tales over the years.


however, this particular discussion that you and i are now having is based purely on facts and the full truth.

just to give you an idea, my father works for chase bank in littleton.

[kwame k]

no, not always.
i have told a plentiful amount of tall whopping fish tales over the years.


however, this particular discussion that you and i are now having is based purely on facts and the full truth.

just to give you an idea, my father works for chase bank in littleton.

So you admit to lying but just not now......Come on dude, how and the fuck can anyone believe what you are saying, ever......and don't use the, "just yanking our chain", excuse because it's bullshit.

[ace diamond]

So you admit to lying but just not now......Come on dude, how and the fuck can anyone believe what you are saying, ever......and don't use the, "just yanking our chain", excuse because it's bullshit.

i'm not using any excuse.
i fucked up.
many time over.
no excuses.

however, in this thread...i have told the truth.
whether you choose to believe it or not is purely up to you.
besides, dude, it's an internet bulletin board..........who gives a shit about credibility.......
it's all just for fun anyway.
so........WHY SO SERIOUS?