Well, Great...Alex & Mallory Keaton's Mom Is A Lesbian

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  • Sensible Shoes
    Full Member Status

    • Oct 2009
    • 4648

    #31
    Originally posted by chefcraig
    I dunno...I'm now at the age that I feel sad that another great rack goes on the "Aww, forget about it" list.

    Do NOT think men don't make it to that list. I dismiss 80 percent of the dating site profiles because they've sprounted a beer gut, lost hair in one place and grew it profusely in others.

    The other 20 percent probably aren't using their own pictures.

    Oh dear.

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    • Igosplut
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Jan 2004
      • 2794

      #32
      Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible

      The women you think have more gay tendencies are straight women who play at being gay with their friends to get men's attention/money. How many times do I have to tell you people this? Two of those women will invite you to join them. Lesbians would look at you and kick your ass from here to next Wednesday.
      Actually most of the hardcore lesbians want to make the skin of your ballsack into a lampshade..

      The diesel dykes want to use your skull for a light defuser in the the lamp...

      Then they want your clothes......
      Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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      • twonabomber
        formerly F A T
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Jan 2004
        • 11294

        #33
        Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
        I dismiss 80 percent of the dating site profiles because they've sprounted a beer gut, lost hair in one place and grew it profusely in others.
        hahaha.

        oh, wait...
        Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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        • Va Beach VH Fan
          ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
          • Dec 2003
          • 17913

          #34
          Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
          Hey after 3 failed marriages - why WOULDN"T you try women?
          Maybe she's just a world-class bitch.... [Present company excluded, of course]

          Did I say that out loud ??
          Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

          "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

          "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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          • Sensible Shoes
            Full Member Status

            • Oct 2009
            • 4648

            #35
            I am not a world class bitch. I haven't acquired those skills just yet, but they're part of my job retraining.

            Oh dear.

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            • Va Beach VH Fan
              ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
              • Dec 2003
              • 17913

              #36
              Well, best of luck with that....
              Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

              "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

              "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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              • VanHalener
                ROCKSTAR

                • Nov 2006
                • 5451

                #37
                Originally posted by Imapus_Sylicker
                Dude, she's SIXTY TWO YEARS OLD!...

                Cheers! :bottle:
                And your point is?

                My motto is 18 to 80, blind crippled or crazy. If they can't walk...drag 'em.



                Originally posted by chefcraig
                I dunno...I'm now at the age that I feel sad that another great rack goes on the "Aww, forget about it" list.

                Last edited by VanHalener; 12-03-2009, 10:09 AM.
                ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                • Sarge
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Feb 2003
                  • 5424

                  #38
                  I would still hit it, even though she is 62 and a lesbo.
                  Breasts,
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