Charlie Sheen...................Wifebeater?

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  • ThrillsNSpills
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2004
    • 6627

    #16
    Originally posted by VanHalener
    I try to beat my girl now and then, but because she has a brutal front snap kick and I only have a few teeth left I think I'm going to stop trying real soon.

    just remove the vocal chords. The sentence is much less.

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    • chefcraig
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Apr 2004
      • 12172

      #17
      Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
      just remove the vocal chords. The sentence is much less.
      Yeah, but listening to her grinding her teeth will drive you bonkers.









      “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
      ― Stephen Hawking

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      • bueno bob
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 22951

        #18
        Charlie Sheen's real name is Carlos Estevez.

        Just saying.
        Twistin' by the pool.

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        • lesfunk
          Full Member Status

          • Jan 2004
          • 3583

          #19
          Originally posted by bueno bob
          Charlie Sheen's real name is Carlos Estevez.

          Just saying.
          So what are you saying? He should have knifed her?
          http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

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          • Coyote
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Jan 2004
            • 8185

            #20
            Nah, Carlos should've asked Emilio to join in on the activities...
            Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

            Originally posted by Seshmeister
            It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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            • bueno bob
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jul 2004
              • 22951

              #21
              Originally posted by lesfunk
              So what are you saying? He should have knifed her?
              Well, no...just saying it's funnier to call him Carlos.

              Twistin' by the pool.

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              • chefcraig
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Apr 2004
                • 12172

                #22
                Originally posted by Coyote
                Nah, Carlos should've asked Emilio to join in on the activities...
                Not a great idea. The last time those two nitwits collaborated on something, it gave birth to the cinematic travesty known as...










                “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                ― Stephen Hawking

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                • Terry
                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 11967

                  #23
                  First twenty minutes or so were mildly amusing...the rest of it makes one almost wistful for a Mighty Ducks marathon.
                  Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                  • Steve Savicki
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 3937

                    #24
                    After Denise Richards, this isn't surprising at all.
                    sigpic

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                    • VanHalener
                      ROCKSTAR

                      • Nov 2006
                      • 5451

                      #25
                      Carlos is lucky he wasn't with this woman when he decided to get down with the anger...
                      <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8XuZYe0Jnis&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8XuZYe0Jnis&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
                      ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                      • Dan
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 12194

                        #26
                        The Only Time I Will Hit A Lady Is If She Asks Me Too.(Like Spanking Her).
                        First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                        • GAR
                          Banned
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 10881

                          #27
                          Confirms my faith in the prenuptial-agreement process, that's for sure!

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                          • Seshmeister
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Oct 2003
                            • 35212

                            #28
                            You wouldn't want some crazy bitch running off with the library card...

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                            • Nickdfresh
                              SUPER MODERATOR

                              • Oct 2004
                              • 49219

                              #29
                              Originally posted by GAR
                              Confirms my faith in the prenuptial-agreement process, that's for sure!
                              What's half of nothing? I thought the Mexicans took it all...

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                              • Igosplut
                                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                • Jan 2004
                                • 2794

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Seshmeister
                                You wouldn't want some crazy bitch running off with the library card...
                                HA! Imagine the horror...
                                Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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