Funny Sexual mishaps

[GAR]

Ever had a Reverse-Cowgirl when she's drunk and she cums, goes KO and keels over to her right while sitting atop you and you get a facefull of Firehydrant-force puke?

We're talking: vodka tonics with all the colorful acoutrementes that a Marie Callenders' Homebaked Potpies have to offer: peas, carrots, celery, chopped potato, gravey, chicken..

Mmmm mmm goo... no I wouldn't say "good" since it didn't stay down.. obv.

[Panamark]

I suddenly feel sorry for American towels !

[GAR]

In junior high, there was this one kid who claimed to have hosed his ma's best towel.

He rolled it around a broomstick, pulled the broom out of it, folded a sandwich bag inside it with the edges envoloping the outsides then punishing it while the couch cushions between held it down.

This actually works. It works really well. So I hear.

[Panamark]

Its amazing how inventive we males can be to actually avoid
real sex ??? :eek:

[GAR]

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[Anonymous]

My Grandpa, (in this awkward moment, I was like 12,)
looked at me, smiled and said "Well theres something you
dont see everyday" lol...

Your Grandpa said lol????

Cheers! :bottle:

[Panamark]

Your Grandpa said lol????

Cheers! :bottle:

He laughed out loud, so its all good

[Golden AWe]

I first scored in 1998 an right after that in 2001

[Panamark]

I reckon I can beat that Herr Awe !!

[Panamark]

It was in the early 80's, they were cummimg in from every direction.
I knew I had to shoot fast and early, and did !!!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

'84 or '85 for me

[Nickdfresh]

Another time, I followed silently her out to the laundry and waited till she bent over to get the clothes out of the dryer and I shoved her head in there and - shoved myself in after.

You shoved your head up her asshole? Isn't your own enough?

[binnie]

What about Vaginitis when the vagina basically closes
while you are in there

That happened to me during my first year at Uni - it was this girl's first time too. Luckily the spasm passed after five (very long and awkward!) minutes. Took me a long time to convinve her to let me in there again!

[thome]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Panamark

What about Vaginitis when the vagina basically closes
while you are in there

That happened to me during my first year at Uni - it was this girl's first time too. Luckily the spasm passed after five (very long and awkward!) minutes. Took me a long time to convinve her to let me in there again!

No harsh dudes but ...?

I have been waiting for like days for one of The RA women to comment here but maybe they have more class than to talk about something. I learned about in 7th grade health class....?

standin will correct this she has no class..


I think what you guys are talking about is a cramp of the kegle (sp) muscle.

Sometimes these women were called snappers usually a blessing in increased friction, when controlled at will, some come by this "talent" naturally other can work at it.

[standin]

No harsh dudes but ...?

I have been waiting for like days for one of The RA women to comment here but maybe they have more class than to talk about something. I learned about in 7th grade health class....?

standin will correct this she has no class..


I think what you guys are talking about is a cramp of the kegle (sp) muscle.

Sometimes these women were called snappers usually a blessing in increased friction, when controlled at will, some come by this "talent" naturally other can work at it.

What a cool thread!

Mr. B.G. and I where having sex in Vegas (living in a little bungalow) and couldn't care less about the pasta boiling on the stove top... It ended up in a kitchen fire!
L.O.L...

NOT!!!

Sexual mishap = Thome

That's called a tie. Do not disturb the tie or somebody can get hurt.

Real cool, scarface.