Would You Rather?

[Sensible Shoes]

Yes, but how do you wax the dolphin if you have no fingers? This was the quandry.

[Blackflag]

Uh...are you lacking digits? If so, there's probably some way to roll the bean with the side of your palm or something. Be creative. I can supervise if you need.

[kwame k]

I've got a question.

Would you rather listen to the solo from Live Without A Net or a disgusting Poison "Talk Dirty To Me" solo?

Who's solo from LWAN? Al's, Ed's, bass player or Spam's......

Is that the vid where Spammy does that horrible Eagle's Fly acoustically, solo?

[Sensible Shoes]

OK would you rather cut off a finger or sleep with this...

THIS is why I wouldn't have digits....

[Blackflag]

I'm so confused, but what else is new.

[Hardrock69]

I've got a question.

Would you rather listen to the solo from Live Without A Net or a disgusting Poison "Talk Dirty To Me" solo?

[LoungeMachine]

I'm so confused, but what else is new.

nada



Admitting your problem is the first step to recovery.....

[Blackflag]

That's funny, I tell people to admit nothing.

[LoungeMachine]

Plausible Deniability is a good stratergy when it comes to Las Vegas, Expense Accounts, and dead hookers....... so I'm told.

[kwame k]

Plausible Deniability is a good stratergy when it comes to Las Vegas, Expense Accounts, and dead hookers....... so I'm told.

....or a good lawyer like Hunter had

[VanHalenFan5150]

Who's solo from LWAN? Al's, Ed's, bass player or Spam's......

Is that the vid where Spammy does that horrible Eagle's Fly acoustically, solo?

No, Ed's guitar solo. It's actually my favorite of all of Ed's solos, actually. Hold on.

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Watch this, and, with Spammy set aside, listen to it for what it is. It's my favorite solo of Ed's.

[Sensible Shoes]

OK here's one - if you were bribed with a million dollars to do it, which outfit from the grammies would you wear? The one from Pink's performance (and you had to appear suspended over the stagte in it) or Lady Gaga's red carpet get up?

[GAR]

I think I'd take "what's so wrong with the Lady Gaga Lightning Hat" getup for one million, Shoes..

[GAR]

Would you rather a) lay down naked on a subzero NorEaster-frozen lawn for 15 seconds, or b) on a Los Angeles freeway pavement in the mid-August 110-degree heat?

[FORD]

Let me rephrase the question since there are many musicians in here who need their fingers...

Would you rather sleep with the Sleestak Courtney Love or be subject to waxing your own dolphin for the rest of your life.

Having actually made that choice in the past, I chose to wax the dolphin that night. And would do so again.