Would You Rather?

[GAR]

And would do so again.

The tone of this response hints to a daily-recurrent choice.

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

would you like to leave the internets cafe and come home.
or should i break my foot off in your ass?

[Sensible Shoes]

Would you rather a) lay down naked on a subzero NorEaster-frozen lawn for 15 seconds, or b) on a Los Angeles freeway pavement in the mid-August 110-degree heat?

Duh? Which has speeding traffic? Think I could dodge the snowblower.