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Then why does my pee smell like asparagus, when I don't even eat the stuff?Comment
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And right there is the answer!
Many friends of mine have passed the same way. They used one of the marijuana cleansing kits found at head shops. Followed instructions by the book. However, the day of the test, they had a friend drive them to & from. The drank as much watery beer as they could the day of the test. They were shitfaced, but they were peeing very quickly, often, and clear. They passed the drug test. YES, they were legally drunk at the time, but they passed..
Don't use something like Sierra Nevada or especially Guinness types. You won't be able to drink enough to do it. More along the lines of a Coors Light.“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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...showing up plastered for a piss test.....that's a new one.
They don't test for alcohol?Originally posted by vandeleurComment
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The kits available at Whole Foods are the most reliable out there. Like everything else at the store, these products can be costly (anywhere from twenty bucks up to seventy in some cases). Basically, these cleansing kits are pretty much all the same. You'll get some teabags for brewing up around a gallon and a half of herbal tea, along with some vitamins. You'll need to time things just right, so you'll be able to go at the right time and have any measure of success.
These are for piss tests, but there is a product that has recently become available for hair tests. It's a shampoo called Ultra Clean, made by an outfit called ZYDOT. I have not heard much about how reliable the stuff is, so I'm pretty skeptical about it. For that matter, there is also a chewable tablet available for surprise tests. It's called Q Clean Chewable, and features a money back guarantee.
Your best bet is to stop smoking at least a week before the test. This will not remove much of the trace evidence, as you've admitted to smoking for some twenty years. But it will increase your chances. Having needed to resort to these measures myself in the past, I can tell you that the kits do work. Follow the package instructions to the letter, and as I said above, try to plan out and time your attack.
Best of luck to ya.
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen HawkingComment
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thanks for the input everybody. I'll give Thome a gold star for his creative writing. I still have to get through the interview on Thursday. that's the easy part! I'll plan accordingly, and put away the billabong for a while. I'm confident it will all work out!Comment
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Don't listen to all this BS. A few posters above are correct, but there is some bullshit up there. Really the only thing that works is water and time. How much and how often you smoke, how fat you are and how often you exercise will affect the time. If you drink too much water, you'll dilute the test and have to come back.
If you are going for a normal civilian job, they will most likely send you to a commercial lab where the techs don't give a shit. Keep a bottle of Urine Luck in your pocket and when you pee behind a closed door you perform the substitution. They don't pat you down or watch. Keeping it the right temp is easy.
I've heard rare stories of pre-employment screenings being held on-site, but that's mostly for really large organizations with clinics on campus. I can tell you from personal experience that I've had repeated success with this method.
read up here:
Urine Testing - Marijuana.com
Drug screens on jobs that shouldn't require them (unlike jobs such as pilots, cops, etc) are a violation of the Constitution and there is nothing wrong with negating them.gnaw on itComment
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I was about to post that the shampoo must be snake oil but it actually it looks as though it may work - at least some of the time.
Methods To Beat A Hair Drug TestComment
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In my case, the opportunity to manage a division within a geothermal energy company, and travel the world sounds appealing.
I do not look at this as an invasion of my privacy. I'm applying to work for somebody's company, they can run it however they want.Comment
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Many companies do not get to choose if or if not to drug test. The insurance companies require it.
Not all corporate cultures even the very high security and high volume subscribe to anything more than least needed for insurance and regulation. The testing you experience will tell you how the culture of that section of that corporation is.MICHAEL G. MULLENTo put it simply, we need to worry a lot less about how to communicate our actions and much more about what our actions communicate.Comment
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Exactly...Comment
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