the Whizzinator

[standin]

Abstinence is the only 100% guarantee.
of a clean test.

[chefcraig]

Abstinence is the only 100% guarantee.
of a clean test.

How would you know this?

[kwame k]

'cause she has a prescription?

[LoungeMachine]

Abstinence is the only 100% guarantee.
of a clean test.

wrong.



Second hand smoke will show up as well......

[LoungeMachine]

'cause she has a prescription?

One of many, many.......



My money says she rattles when she walks.

[standin]

How would you know this?

I reckoned if you do not smoke weed, you do not test positive for weed.
They ain’t asking if he has had legal weed, they testing for any weed.
He could have just returned from a trip to Amsterdam.

[chefcraig]

I reckoned if you do not smoke weed, you do not test positive for weed.
They ain’t asking if he has had legal weed, they testing for any weed.
He could have just returned from a trip to Amsterdam.

Nope. Eating a poppy seeded bagel can result in a positive test. Witness how many grandmothers have tested positive for pot use, that have never even seen a joint in their entire lives.

[standin]

wrong.



Second hand smoke will show up as well......

Partially correct.

I have been throughly briefed on exactly what the tests could and could not "do."

One would need to be in a heavily weed smoked filled room. A casual encounter of brief smoke will not show on the test. You actually kind of have to smoke it. If the room is smoky enough to get you high, you are smoking it second hand or not.

Walking into a smoke filled room and turning around and leaving will not test positive. Walking in staying and getting a "contact high", you are smoking it, indirectly. Pee will test positive.

[LoungeMachine]

Thank you for saying exactly what I said, but taking three paragraphs to do so.....



YOUR assertion that abstinence was a 100% failsafe was INCORRECT, however....

[standin]

Change words to consume
Nit pik all you want, still the same.
Don't eat,drink or smoke drugs that are to be tested for and you will not test positive for drugs.

Poppy seeds are the seed from the plant that makes opium.

[standin]

Thank you for saying exactly what I said, but taking three paragraphs to do so.....



YOUR assertion that abstinence was a 100% failsafe was INCORRECT, however....

What is wrong with you go play school teacher with someone else.
You want to edit my stuff, do it.
Just don't bother me with arguing about it.

[LoungeMachine]

What is wrong with you go play school teacher with someone else.
You want to edit my stuff, do it.
Just don't bother me with arguing about it.

I can't "edit" your stuff, moron.

YOU posted abstinence was 100% guaranteed, and that claim is wrong.



Don't blame me for your incorrect postings

[ELVIS]

Briefed...

But she is right about the poppy seeds. No way can you test positive for pot after eating a bagel...

[chefcraig]

I have been throughly briefed on exactly what the tests could and could not "do."

You have been "briefed"? Now there's a think tank that isn't hard to picture...

[LoungeMachine]

Abstinence is the only 100% guarantee.
of a clean test.

Partially correct.


One would need to be in a heavily weed smoked filled room. A casual encounter of brief smoke will not show on the test. You actually kind of have to smoke it. If the room is smoky enough to get you high, you are smoking it second hand or not.

Walking into a smoke filled room and turning around and leaving will not test positive. Walking in staying and getting a "contact high", you are smoking it, indirectly. Pee will test positive.

Gee, you just contradicted yourself, and proved my point at the same time....

How nitpicky of me