Post your Pad count here...

[GAR]

I am sending you white light for your aura.

Please, send me back one of these jam rags for my morning tea. Please.

[hambon4lif]

I'm actually envious of those things....they spend the better part of the day...in a place...where I spend the better part of the day...trying to get to.

It's just not fair!

[SparkieD]

Disgusting...unless they don't leave home for a few days, I'd have to guess they carry the used ones around in their purse?

Sick! I imagine it's the kind of girls who don't use soap or deodorant and don't shave their legs or armpits that would use them. In other words, they don't care wtf they smell like.

Hambon, do you envy them now? I mean, there's the odor you'd have to get through, and the brush is probably thicker than a national forest down there.

[kwame k]

There goes the jelly doughnut I was eating

[Diamondjimi]

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[kwame k]

Thank-you, I'm here all week......enjoy the shrimp and don't forget to tip your waitress

[hambon4lif]

Sick! I imagine it's the kind of girls who don't use soap or deodorant and don't shave their legs or armpits that would use them. In other words, they don't care wtf they smell like.

Hambon, do you envy them now? I mean, there's the odor you'd have to get through, and the brush is probably thicker than a national forest down there.

Not when you put it that way! Thanks for the visual.

Now I'm wondering if one of these unclean broads have ever been in a store, reached in her purse for change, and threw a few bloodclots on the counter by mistake.
I'm guessing it's happened once or twice.....

[Diamondjimi]

Not when you put it that way! Thanks for the visual.

Now I'm wondering if one of these unclean broads have ever been in a store, reached in her purse for change, and threw a few bloodclots on the counter by mistake.
I'm guessing it's happened once or twice.....

OMFG....

[Diamondjimi]

GAR's pad...

[hambon4lif]

FUCK!!

My girlfriend just got back from one of them tanning salons, and she's carrot-orange. She looks like a blonde Snookie!
And to make matters worse, her skin smells like a burnt fuckin' pot roast.
I hate those fake-tan salons....it's just not natural!

FUCK!!

Of all the women in this town, I got to curl up at the end of the day with a goddamn nuclear Chee-toh!!!!......
I'd still fuck her at the drop of a hat....but I wasn't expecting this shit at all.....this is truly a dilemna!

I just had to vent about this somewhere.....

FUCK!!

[Seshmeister]

Take out some life insurance on her and you may be looking at a rich retirement.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

FUCK!!

My girlfriend just got back from one of them tanning salons, and she's carrot-orange. She looks like a blonde Snookie!
And to make matters worse, her skin smells like a burnt fuckin' pot roast.
I hate those fake-tan salons....it's just not natural!

FUCK!!

Of all the women in this town, I got to curl up at the end of the day with a goddamn nuclear Chee-toh!!!!......
I'd still fuck her at the drop of a hat....but I wasn't expecting this shit at all.....this is truly a dilemna!

I just had to vent about this somewhere.....

FUCK!!

http://fleshbot.com/5016690/with-love-from-the-cheeto-fucker

i haven't watched this, fyi.

fleshbot.com - 6/16/2008
With Love From The Cheeto Fucker [Seriously, Wtf] — Here's a conversation you might find yourself having later today: "So have you seen that nine-minute video of the guy fucking a giant Cheeto that's made out of a bunch of little Cheetos?" "OMG,...

[hambon4lif]

Take out some life insurance on her and you may be looking at a rich retirement.

I got a good mind to do that. It would only cost $20 a month to get a hefty policy going. I'm spending twice that much in order for her to go to that stupid fucking place!

It makes no sense to me, it never did, and I'd probably develop one of those Bret Michaels brain explosions trying to figure it out.
Right now as I post, it's 90 degrees and clear outside...you can get a natural sunburn in the time it takes to check the fucking mail!!

I should cash-in...it would make up for all the money I've thrown away on that frivolous, excessive, unecessary BULLSHIT!

[hambon4lif]

Orange!!....fucking orange!!

[hambon4lif]

I figure....what the fuck! If I'm gonna reach 500 posts, I'm gonna do it on the shoulders of giants!
This is proof that if you put an Ibanez hollowbody in the hands of a true warlock, he will create magic!

Ladies & Gentlemen.........Mr. George Benson!

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....If I'm gonna hit 500.....I'm gonna do it in muthafuckin' STYLE!!