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[hambon4lif]

....all I want for Christmas is to find a woman with a tracheotomy. It would be cool to have a girlfriend with four holes to play with.....

I'm hoping that within the next year, I will finally find the boundaries of my freakness...

....that is all.

Have A Nice Day, Bitches!!

[Seshmeister]

I'm amazed.

You may have come up with a perversion that doesn't already have a website.

[Seshmeister]

Although it isn't unknown.

cincinnati bow tie


The act of having sexual intercourse with a person's tracheostomy (the opening in the neck mad by doctors for severe long problems caused by smoking), the deeper in you go the more your balls look like the underside of a bow tie!!!

The only problem with Victoria is the fact that she has a tracheostomy from smoking all those years. But i was able to give her a cincinnati bow tie as she held her breathe!!!

[Diamondjimi]

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[Diamondjimi]

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[Diamondjimi]

[Diamondjimi]

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[fifth element]

....all I want for Christmas is to find a woman with a tracheotomy. It would be cool to have a girlfriend with four holes to play with.....

I'm hoping that within the next year, I will finally find the boundaries of my freakness...

....that is all.

Have A Nice Day, Bitches!!

have fun....

[hambon4lif]

.....I'm driving around town with my girlfriend this morning, when all of a sudden she turns down the radio to ask me why I've never came in her mouth. It was never a conscious decision not to, it's just that I usually busted my spunk on her ass or her stomach. Until she had brought it to my attention, I didn't realize that I've never done that yet.
So, I suggested that we do something about it, and tonight when we get home from work, I'll "blow a load in her mouth". She yells out "Yay!!" and starts clapping and bouncing in the passenger seat.
I'm smiling and staring at the sky wondering if life could possibly get any better than this........

Piece On Earth!
Merry Christmas, Motherfuckers!!!!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

no road head?

[hambon4lif]

no road head?

It's not really a good idea when the roads haven't been salted down. We're all driving around on a fucking ice rink. One wrong turn of the wheel could mean castration.

Plus, I'm a romantic.....I want my first nut down my womans throat to be special.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I'll "blow a load in her mouth". She yells out "Yay!!" and starts clapping and bouncing in the passenger seat.
I'm smiling and staring at the sky wondering if life could possibly get any better than this........

!

2 or 3 loads.......

[fifth element]

Plus, I'm a romantic.....I want my first nut down my womans throat to be special.

have a good night!!!

[Bob_R]

I'd like to play hide the salami with Jane Seymour.

[Diamondjimi]

I'd like to play hide the salami with Jane Seymour.

(See: post #607)