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[Romeo Delight]

crazy ass mofo?

[Romeo Delight]

looks like it

[Diamondjimi]

Dang!

[jhale667]

[Diamondjimi]

Kinda reminds me of 2 kittens wrestling under a blanket....

[Diamondjimi]

Where are my glasses?

Just quoted this for the picture...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

two in the shirt

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Where are my glasses?

One in the pink, one in the stink... the padding continues...

That is all.

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E pluribus unum.

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I drink Coke Slurpees® with my hooker friends...

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I says to my woman friend, Anna: "Bitch, you're a coke whore!"

She replies: "And your point is?"

Indeed... I got what I paid for...

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Brethren and Sistren,

This one time, in Seattle, I was all coked out with these two whores, and you know how these bitches get after some nose candy... all hyperactive and chatty and uncontrollable... and chain smoking like fiends... and truth be told, I'm lighting up clove after clove, and it's all fun and games and nakedness until Anna wants to go out on the goddam balcony... late December mind you, and it's starting to snow... and Christ as my witness if she didn't look like a fucking angel from heaven, seeing her lightly illuminated naked silhouette, and delicate exhale turning to steam and diffuse in the sub-freezing air, nipples at attention... seriously, at that moment I believed in God... it was such perfection... and she calls me to bring her something to keep her warm and I give her my favorite Notre Dame blankie, used once or twice at venerable Notre Dame stadium too, and in an instant, the heavenly image is made human as her coked out ass fumbles with her goddam cig and burns a fucking HOLE in the blankie about the size of a quarter!!! Well holy goddam, I was naked and erect and coked beyond measure, but I kicked those whores the fuck OUT into the cold Seattle night after that egregious transgression!

Later that week, I received a new Notre Dame blankie in the mail... Anna ordered a replacement... and the fucking and blow were back on again that weekend! Amen!

That is all.

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[Seshmeister]

So much better...

[Seshmeister]

Brethren and Sistren,

This one time, in Seattle, I was all coked out with these two whores, and you know how these bitches get after some nose candy... all hyperactive and chatty and uncontrollable... and chain smoking like fiends... and truth be told, I'm lighting up clove after clove, and it's all fun and games and nakedness until Anna wants to go out on the goddam balcony... late December mind you, and it's starting to snow... and Christ as my witness if she didn't look like a fucking angel from heaven, seeing her lightly illuminated naked silhouette, and delicate exhale turning to steam and diffuse in the sub-freezing air, nipples at attention... seriously, at that moment I believed in God... it was such perfection... and she calls me to bring her something to keep her warm and I give her my favorite Notre Dame blankie, used once or twice at venerable Notre Dame stadium too, and in an instant, the heavenly image is made human as her coked out ass fumbles with her goddam cig and burns a fucking HOLE in the blankie about the size of a quarter!!! Well holy goddam, I was naked and erect and coked beyond measure, but I kicked those whores the fuck OUT into the cold Seattle night after that egregious transgression!

Later that week, I received a new Notre Dame blankie in the mail... Anna ordered a replacement... and the fucking and blow were back on again that weekend! Amen!

That is all.

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Sir, it's a beautiful tale and one to share with any biological results from your sexcretions©®™ but like any great athlete at your age you have to now think about stepping off the field and leaving the game to the younger generation.

A fine line to an early death

THEY are young, fit professionals in their physical prime - hardly the typical candidates for cardiovascular disease.
Yet they are increasingly turning up in hospitals suffering heart attacks or strokes. Medical staff say cocaine is to blame.
The latest figures from the NSW Bureau of Crime Statistics and Research show that use and possession of cocaine rose 45.4 per cent between September 2008 and September 2010. There has been a similar increase in the number of young people suffering ''coke strokes'' and heart attacks induced by the drug have shown a similar increase in accident and emergency departments.

''The numbers follow the direct graph of cocaine usage,'' said Dr Gordian Fulde, head of emergency services at St Vincent's Hospital in Darlinghurst. ''As cocaine usage has increased in this country, so have the heart attacks and the strokes.''
It is a similar story at Royal North Shore Hospital, where a spokeswoman confirmed the number of patients suffering cocaine-related heart attacks has increased five-fold in the past three years.
Cocaine users come in two distinct groups: affluent people with well-paid jobs who think nothing of doing a few lines on a weekend, and injecting users who take cocaine and a variety of other drugs.
While the first group is generally well-educated, most would have no idea of the acute damage cocaine can cause, said Professor Shane Darke, of the National Drug and Alcohol Research Centre, who has studied the field for almost 25 years. ''There is a whole bunch of upper middle class people who think they can safely use this drug but they are just deluding themselves,'' he said.
Cocaine's soft image as a party drug for the jet set is deceptive. Professor Darke's landmark 2004 study into deaths from the drug shows that it was an indiscriminate killer.
''In the deaths that we looked at, a whole bunch of them were upper middle class people and you know what? They're just as dead as the people who inject,'' he said.
A cocaine user's risk of heart attack increases nearly 24-fold in the first hour after using the drug, according to a 1999 study published in Circulation: Journal of the American Heart Association, while the chance of stroke is increased 14-fold. The average age of death for cocaine users in Professor Darke's study was 34, though Dr Fulde has seen much younger patients suffering the impact of the drug.
''We have seen young girls - pretty young things aged 17, 18, 19 - who have had strokes because the blood vessels in their heads constrict,'' he said. ''We see patients with angina, chest pains which radiate up and down the left arm. It makes people feel awful. That's the most common thing we get from cocaine. Often when we test them for heart muscle damage we find they have had a heart attack.''

For men aged over 40, who are already at higher risk of coronary artery disease due to their age and gender, the threat is worse.
''It's a particularly nasty drug,'' Professor Darke said.
''It's got such a soft image but it's a quick road to the morgue.''
He believes cocaine users have a poor understanding of the drug's effects, which include causing blood vessels to constrict while making the heart pump faster.

''With a drug like cocaine you could take a very small amount for the first time and you go into what they call vasospasm,'' he said. ''Your vascular system starts spasming and you can die from a very small amount.'' It also has a cumulative effect on the heart and vessels, leaving long-term users with permanent damage to their heart muscle.
''Taking cocaine poses an immediate risk but each time you use, a little bit more cumulative damage is done,'' he said.

His comparative study of dead cocaine users, heroin users and non-drug related deaths found that the cocaine users had suffered the most severe damage to their hearts and vessels.
The combination of cocaine and alcohol is particularly potent, metabolising into a substance called cocaethylene which puts people in greater danger of suffering a heart attack or stroke.

It is difficult to warn cocaine users about the health implications of the white powder, said Paul Dillon, of Drug and Alcohol Research and Training Australia.
''When I speak about this to cocaine users they find it very hard to believe,'' he said.
''If you look at the data, it's quite clear, it happens and it's not uncommon. But it's a tough message to get across to users.
''If you look at how most people use this drug, they generally use it socially, in conjunction with alcohol. If you take a group of users in their 20s and someone in their social circle drops dead from a heart attack, it would surprise them all. Would they link that heart attack with the cocaine? Probably not.''


Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/national/a-fin...#ixzz1PoQMrg6S

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Once again, my dear friend Sesh, you have hit upon the reality of the situation... as a few here know, I was acquainted with the venerable Kevin Dubrow℗ of Quiet Riot™ fame during my extended sojourn in Las Vegas... he sadly became a statistic in your report...

Although I live a life of revelry, in the company of gods and goddesses such as Apollo, Bacchus, Artemis and Diana, and the spirits of Blake, Shelley, Keats, and that rogue Byron, my mum is none too supportive of my hedonistic ways... but I've begged off blame and laid it at your feet, where the blame truly belongs... I've been godless since our initial acquaintance, and I've filled the vacuum of god's absence with tarts and tasty treats.

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