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[BITEYOASS]

damn! Still not at 5,000 posts yet.

[Diamondjimi]

You Bitches better recognise!!

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[SunisinuS]

Top Yahoo Story: People's extremely outrageous tattoos
Giant team logos and "The Price Is Right's" Bob Barker are just the beginning.

Actually it really is worth clicking on:

http://photos.ellen.warnerbros.com/galleries/bad_paid_for_tattoos?adid=menu_photos

[SunisinuS]

If you just want to see something classic...skip to the 3:00 mark.

[vandeleur]

If you just want to see something classic...skip to the 3:00 mark.

Class and made me smile ...result

[SunisinuS]

Little Piggies!

(Reuters) - Inmates working at a Vermont correctional unit's print shop managed to sneak a prank image of a pig into a state police crest that is emblazoned on police cars, and 30 cruisers sported the design for the last year, officials said on Thursday.

The official crest depicts a spotted cow against a background of snowy mountains, but the inmates' version featured one of the cow's spots shaped like a pig in an apparent reference to the pejorative word for police, state police spokeswoman Stephanie Dasaro said.

"It dishonors the memory of those past and present members, especially for those who have lost their lives in the line of duty," Dasaro said.

Vermont contracts with correctional facilities employing prisoners to make some print products, including the cruiser decals. Police said someone who works at the print shop changed the emblem from the officially sanctioned design.

A police employee noticed the prank on Wednesday and reported it. Police said the 60 16-inch door decals would be removed as soon as it was practical.

The "source and timing" of the change to the design is under investigation, Dasaro said.
"While some may find humor in the decal modifications, the joke unfortunately comes at the expense of the taxpayers," Police Major Bill Sheets said in a statement.

http://news.yahoo.com/vermont-inmates-hide-pig-official-police-car-decal-004403610.html

http://mashable.com/2011/12/05/damn-you-auto-correct-funniest-text/

"Then I killed her in the woods outside her house and left"

[Terry]

I'm not really much into wizardry...

However, I do have a purple wand and hairy sack of magic; should the right girl come along, I can make a bell in her stomach ring...

[SunisinuS]

Comedy.

[Bob_R]

[vandeleur]

wtf...........

[vandeleur]

Comedy.

class

[SunisinuS]

[COLOR="rgb(255, 140, 0)"]Man charged after cooking own meal at Denny's[/COLOR]





MADISON, Wis. (AP) — Police say a Wisconsin man took the Denny's restaurant chain slogan "America's diner is always open" too far, marching into one of the restaurants, announcing he was the new boss and cooking himself dinner.
James Summers walked into a Madison Denny's on Tuesday dressed in a maroon tie and black trench coat and carrying a briefcase, according to police. He strode into the manager's office, told her he was the new general manager and then fixed himself a burger, fries and a soda before police arrived.
"This is why you don't dine and dash, kiddies," Summers yelled out to diners as officers took him away, police said in a release.
Police found a stun gun in a hip holster under his coat and crack pipes in his briefcase, a criminal complaint showed. Prosecutors charged him Wednesday with disorderly conduct and possession of drug paraphernalia, both misdemeanors, and felony possession of an electronic weapon.
According to the complaint and the police news release, Summers, 52, entered the Denny's and found restaurant manager Tracy Brant counting out the day's receipts in a back office. He announced he was her new general manager and would be starting work that evening.
Brant challenged him, saying corporate headquarters hadn't notified her of any new general manager. She suggested he had the wrong restaurant.
But Summers maintained his story, growing more confrontational after Brant told him she didn't believe him. He told her he was starting and that was final, investigators said in the complaint.
She was able to get Summers out of the office and close her door. She called a hiring manager who confirmed Summers didn't work for Denny's.
While she was on the phone, her cooks knocked on the door and told her Summers had prepared himself a meal. He was in the middle of eating when Brant confronted him again. She told him he didn't work for Denny's and he had to leave.
Summers shot back that he had worked for Denny's for 30 years and Brant wasn't going to tell him he couldn't work there. When Brant asked him how he planned to pay for his $10 meal, he told her he wouldn't — and couldn't — pay.
Brant called 911. Police found Summers as he was walking across the restaurant parking lot. He told officers that he had an alcohol and drug addiction, according to the complaint.
Summers' initial court appearance was Wednesday. Court records show a public defender represented him. A spokesman for the state public defender's office declined comment Thursday, saying the office won't represent Summers as the case progresses.
A Denny's employee referred calls to a Denny's area manager, who didn't immediately return a message left by The Associated Press. A manager told a reporter who visited the Madison restaurant Thursday afternoon no one would comment.
Summers is due back in court March 6 for a preliminary hearing.

http://news.yahoo.com/man-charged-cooking-own-meal-dennys-164310977.html

[gbranton]

Man charged after cooking own meal at Denny's

http://news.yahoo.com/man-charged-co...164310977.html

So he ended up getting the Slammer Slam?