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A. I am not yet 70. And of course, that's not what you meant. Just clarifying.
B. I fully plan to be sexually active when I'm 70 with some age appropriate old fart - hey that's what those little pills are for right? So yes, I will give a shit what they look liike.
Oh dear.
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So I'm now envisioning some booth at the county fair where you can do "cum" art......
You're right, I thought it was fitting.
i'm assuming I'm IMP? Or am I wrong?
Ah but that hurts too. I know, I've done it, and been told.If it's for me, then... yeah, you're right. Not on Sandra, not on anybody. I've dated girls I didn't like just because they were crazy about me, and I was never disrespectful to them, never cheated & never lied. I just was slightly detached & eventually they'd move on, on their own, without being heartbroken or anything. Everybody wins.
I talk the talk, but I can't hurt a female fly.
Oh dear.
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Jesse James is whiney little bitch. He speaks like a 10 year old.
"How would you like to grow up in a crummy trailer park getting the shit slapped out of you by your old man every day" Shut the fuck up!!!
He should count his blessings that he could manage to score SB to marry a piece of trailer trash like him...Trolls take heed...
LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!Comment
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Aw, that's just sick...
However, try as I might, I just don't see any profit in it.
I just KNOW you meant that as a compliment. Thank you.
Well, I suppose... I still think it's better than the other options, though. And it wasn't like I was sacrificing myself, either. The way I see it, we get to go for a couple of rides, they eventually realize by themselves that I'm NOT the man of their dreams, and move on.
Better than to crush their hopes with a no.
Sadly, noone has discovers a way to take the pain out of human relations entirely.
Cheers! :bottle:Comment
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“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen HawkingComment
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a. cool, same page.
b. cool, same page.
except for the fact that everything is droopin' by 70, the fact that the wizard on my arm might look funny, or some ladies tramp stamp looks like a rorschach gone bad ain't gonna be that big-o-deal.
unless they make tattoo viagras by then
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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Sometimes tats are very helpful.
I was with this one gal that had "WILLY" in huge letters on her lower back. I didn't know it was her ex's name....I just thought it was where I was supposed to put MY willy! I thought to myself "Cool! This chick comes with an instruction manual!".
Whenever I would get blistering drunk and lost, it kept me from pulling over to the side to ask for directions.
Sleeves (from the shoulder to the elbow) are very popular with the psychotic dysfunctional gals I've been dating lately. Most of them are tastefully done, and I'm used to it, so it's no big deal.Comment
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James is the poster child of all that is white trash. Why Bullock who had more or less a safe movie career and some acting accolades would ever want to marry that piece of shit. James made his name by basically being a thug and a cheat too inept to keep his end of the bargain on so many of his business deals so it doesn't surprise me at all he'd get his dick wet on the poster child for syphilis.Comment
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I think Sandra Bullock and Jennifer Aniston should start in a 4 hour miniseries where they get dumped. Repeatedly. By, like, everybody. In America. And we can all star in it. And dump them.Twistin' by the pool.Comment
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PRON Movie Would Be Better.:DFirst Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.Comment
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