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Uh, I'm not sure how to start this shit.
I guess I better start from the beginning.
So, Saturday. Once again, drunk. Once again, hit the strip joint, seeing as nothing eventful happened.
Went there, met a new stripper who's been there for two weeks only. Scored her phone number, like I did so many times before.
At this point, things taken a turn for the slightly bizarre, but still "normal" territory, as it were. Normal with a hint of bizarre, if you will.
She said she was needy, she had broken up with her boyfriend six months ago & she's starting to get the urges. Said we should go to dinner this monday. Ok, she's really hot, yeah, I'll take you out to dinner & something else.
She finishes her drink, gives me a kiss & says she's goin' to try to work some more. I stick around finishing my Jack Daniel's & NOW, things start to get REALLY bizarre. She comes back. Another kiss, holds me. Goes away again, returns, obviously can't stay away while I'm there, dances with me & kisses me, and... wait for it... says if she sees me talking to some other girl there, she'll hit me. SHE'LL HIT ME!
Dude! I'm used to have my girlfriends being jealous. Trouble is, she's NOT my girlfriend. Not even close. BUTT! She's really hot. Smokin'.
Lil' Eddie's warring against me head, rite now. I WANT to do her, but obviously my better judgement is telling me to stay the fuck away.
You ol' geezers with far more experience than me in women... shall I? She's really hot. But is this just a slight imbalance? Or complete lunacy? Like I said, the very tiny sane part of me wants to run away, but Lil' Eddie teamed up with me ego & they tell me this is absolutely normal, of course women are jealous of me.
Advice, please.
Cheers! :bottle:
I guess I better start from the beginning.
So, Saturday. Once again, drunk. Once again, hit the strip joint, seeing as nothing eventful happened.
Went there, met a new stripper who's been there for two weeks only. Scored her phone number, like I did so many times before.
At this point, things taken a turn for the slightly bizarre, but still "normal" territory, as it were. Normal with a hint of bizarre, if you will.
She said she was needy, she had broken up with her boyfriend six months ago & she's starting to get the urges. Said we should go to dinner this monday. Ok, she's really hot, yeah, I'll take you out to dinner & something else.
She finishes her drink, gives me a kiss & says she's goin' to try to work some more. I stick around finishing my Jack Daniel's & NOW, things start to get REALLY bizarre. She comes back. Another kiss, holds me. Goes away again, returns, obviously can't stay away while I'm there, dances with me & kisses me, and... wait for it... says if she sees me talking to some other girl there, she'll hit me. SHE'LL HIT ME!
Dude! I'm used to have my girlfriends being jealous. Trouble is, she's NOT my girlfriend. Not even close. BUTT! She's really hot. Smokin'.
Lil' Eddie's warring against me head, rite now. I WANT to do her, but obviously my better judgement is telling me to stay the fuck away.
You ol' geezers with far more experience than me in women... shall I? She's really hot. But is this just a slight imbalance? Or complete lunacy? Like I said, the very tiny sane part of me wants to run away, but Lil' Eddie teamed up with me ego & they tell me this is absolutely normal, of course women are jealous of me.
Advice, please.
Cheers! :bottle: