Livin La Vida Homo!

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  • Anonymous
    Banned
    • May 2004
    • 12749

    #31
    Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
    My girlish dreams are squashed.
    For some reason, women are always the last ones to know that their idols are gay.

    Even if we keep telling them. Ricky Martin, George Michael...

    Why do you women suppress reality so?

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    • Unchainme
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Apr 2005
      • 7746

      #32
      Originally posted by WARF
      Yo... who wants to go troll the Ricky Martin board with me??? lol
      link me.
      Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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      • hambon4lif
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • Jun 2004
        • 2810

        #33
        They must've got the news days ago, but every one of Rickys "official" sites are shut down.

        I even went to Willie Hungs site to ask if I could use "Willie Hung" as my name for future endeavors in the porn industry......I was banned within an hour!

        Those guys are just so sensitive!
        Last edited by hambon4lif; 03-30-2010, 01:51 AM.

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        • Nitro Express
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 32798

          #34
          A latin guy like him could score endless hot female ass. I have no idea why a man in that situation would prefer another man's cock and asshole over hot women begging for you latin love. I will never understand.
          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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          • GAR
            Banned
            • Jan 2004
            • 10881

            #35
            Originally posted by lesfunk
            Livin la vida Colon
            That was very slanderous, rude, vile and disgusting.

            THNX Les!

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            • GAR
              Banned
              • Jan 2004
              • 10881

              #36
              Originally posted by Nitro Express
              A latin guy like him could score endless hot female ass.
              I remember many of our arguments at the time, me and my ex-galpal.. one of the recurring ones centered on this dude.

              Most of the time, I'd crack on her 80s shit buttramming English bands like Human League, Depeche Mode and such as being queer and she'd defend them.

              I was usually right.

              This one time, I thought Ricky was straight. I mean, he didn't dress kinky, number one. Two, he didn't spaz around herky-jerky and queer and I thought "here this one Latin guy could cross over into rock and really go somewhere" and she's like Ah no, he's a fag. Yup, total fag.

              "Yeah how do you know that. You don't know shit."

              Trust me kay, I can tell. Mmm hmm, he's one.

              Now, she was no mind reader but had alot of gay friends (which I quickly dispatched mind you, after we were together for awhile.. rude comments, goofy looks etc. they stopped coming round..) so I'm thinking: she musta known all those English bands were fuckin queer as all hell and just defending her position as a fan.

              No wonder Ricky Martins career stalled after that one interview.. he could never clarify being a stinkknobber.

              Now he has! Good luck, homo. Enjoy yer closure..

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              • sadaist
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Jul 2004
                • 11625

                #37
                In other breaking news, the Sun held a news conference and admitted that it is bright & yellow.
                “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                • binnie
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • May 2006
                  • 19145

                  #38
                  Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
                  My girlish dreams are squashed.
                  Yes, but the fires that drive Steve Savicki's dreams have just been ignited.

                  I'm guessing that he's into superstition, black cats and voodoo dolls......
                  The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                  • Panamark
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 17161

                    #39
                    I remember my 3 year old niece watching MTV with me and Ricky coming
                    on.. Caitlyn casually said, I dont like him, he is gay....
                    Uncle Mark has the wind knocked out of his sails for a moment....
                    Firstly I also realized the dude was a flaming homo and secondly
                    how does a three year old know what a fag is ???
                    She is now a well balanced teenager....
                    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                    Love ya Mary Frances!

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                    • diamondsgirl
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 7563

                      #40
                      another waste of incredibly flexible hips....
                      “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                      • ELVIS
                        Banned
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 44120

                        #41
                        Originally posted by WARF
                        Who's next Ryan Seacrest?
                        Or David Lee Roth ??




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                        • Hardrock69
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 21888

                          #42
                          Originally posted by Dr. Love
                          no big shock. He was so far in the closet, he was having adventures in Narnia.

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                          • Nickdfresh
                            SUPER MODERATOR

                            • Oct 2004
                            • 49219

                            #43
                            Livin La Vida Homo

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                            • Nickdfresh
                              SUPER MODERATOR

                              • Oct 2004
                              • 49219

                              #44
                              Originally posted by ELVIS
                              Or David Lee Roth ??




                              Don't you have some flowers to put on Micheal Jackson's grave, tosser?

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                              • thome
                                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                • Mar 2005
                                • 6678

                                #45
                                Originally posted by ELVIS
                                Or David Lee Roth ??




                                Ah yes the 80's back when a hetro dude could wear spandex tights out to bar on friday night and wake up saturday morning with a girl under each arm and in her closet the three of us could all find some duds to wear out saturday night..good times...

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