I am Ace Diamond.

[Hardrock69]

Get a room at the Homeless Fag Loser Hotel, you two.

[FORD]

Shut up Katie.

[motherchicken]

Yeah, that would help him a lot. When in trouble, just call 1-900-SOCKFUCKER and relief is on the way!!

You can call me at home .It's 337 - gofuckyourselfyoujanefondalovingcommiebastard.

[VanHalener]

Sammy Hagar is that fat fucking imposter who happened to disgrace the mighty Van Halen by picking up a mic and spewing his cheesy bullshit songs. He's a spam laden retard who looks like Bette Midler, loves to fantasize about MIA's balls, swallows for men at truck stops, and uses his mighty suck to draw in sheep and plug them in the ass.
He's the bastard I am saving a tornado kick for. He's the dude I will be punishing with the heel of my cowboy boot to his teeth if he is unlucky enough to cross my path.

He's the guy I would love to beat up, scalp, and make a present of the top of his head to Diamond David Lee Roth.

There can be only one you fat fuck and you are not it.
Oh yea, Hagar hates women and children.

[ace diamond]

I have a niece who attends Longfellow Elementary School. She lives on the corner of 7th and Douglas Ave.

well i live on loma vista 1 property over from the corner of loma vista and douglass.
7th street is right is 1 block away. she live in the big apartment complex or one of the houses?
either way i go by that corner all the time.

so i take it you know about the white store and the green store, yes?
why don't you stop over the next time you are in the neighborhood.
right now i am at the eastside library on chicago ave.

[ace diamond]

How did you find out?

a little birdie sent me a note with a link in the inbox of my youtube account informing me of it.

[hambon4lif]

so i take it you know about the white store and the green store, yes?

so I take it you don't know about public messageboards and private messages, no?

[Jagermeister]

Jagermeister would like to publicly declare that Shoes is the only thing funny about this thread.

[ace diamond]

OK I have to come clean - The guy living at that address in California is an old boyfriend who dumped me via e-mail. Boy is he gonna be pissed when our stalkers start showing up at his door. Serves him right. Asshole. I made up the part about my mother's middle initial being wrong on the birth certificate. This way he can't sue me. His name was Ralph.

Did you like how I waited 3 months to start this up again? And you've all been entertained for another day. I think Ace's next adventure will be a guest spot on "Rock of Love".

shoes, you are comepletely fucking full of shit.
the incorrect letter in my mother's middle name is a "y". the correct letter is an "i".
the answer to question 2 is: harry the hamster.

shoes, i have never met you.
we have never dated.
i own a copywright and a trademark on the name "ace diamond experience".
it is my intellectual property.
misusing it in whole or in part is a violation of my rights.
claiming to be me on an internet message board is an attempt at identity theft.
if you do not cease and desist, i will haul your ass into court for infringment and theft of intellectual property, as well as attempted identity theft.
this thread now needs to be closed and deleted.
i'm done fucking playing around.

[Jagermeister]

shoes, you are comepletely fucking full of shit.
the incorrect letter in my mother's middle name is a "y". the correct letter is an "i".
the answer to question 2 is: harry the hamster.

shoes, i have never met you.
we have never dated.
i own a copywright and a trademark on the name "ace diamond experience".
it is my intellectual property.
misusing it in whole or in part is a violation of my rights.
claiming to be me on an internet message board is an attempt at identity theft.
if you do not cease and desist, i will haul your ass into court for infringment and theft of intellectual property, as well as attempted identity theft.
this thread now needs to be closed and deleted.
i'm done fucking playing around.

Holy Shit! Now that was funny.

[ace diamond]

Well, considering Shoes is a rather intelligent and attractive lady, and shithead is a bloated sack of shit who wears devil masks to funerals, and likes to get up onstage and entertain people with how truly BAD he is on guitar, and is a GUY, I would have to venture to say that what Shoes is claiming could not be done as a 'cheap trick', but more like a very expensive (and permanent) joke.

Firstly, Shoes would have to be come a man through a sex-change operation, and gain a lot of weight, and then move to LA. Then he/she/it would have to have a frontal lobotomy to sufficiently lower it's IQ to almost that of Garfuckle. You are talking several years of surgery, therapy, etc. with a total aggregate cost of easily half a million bucks, and no, there is no way any insurance company would pony up any cash for that.

Then, after becoming a retarded man who thinks he could play guitar, and posting here that she is actually Ace fucktard, then in order to complete the joke, she would have to have surgery to reverse the earlier operations so she could be Shoes once again, though of course the lobotomy would be irreversible. And Shoes is intelligent enough that she would not be so interested in being a half-wit loser for the rest of her days.

Sorry Shoes. Your claims are baseless.

i admit i am a very right-brianed person, and i admit i do not have much use for the left-brain very much.
being lucid and logical isn't exactly my forte'.......
but thanks for making a soundly lucid arguement on my behalf.

[Jagermeister]

http://tess2.uspto.gov/bin/gate.exe?f=searchss&state=4003:p3vs6q.1.1

[ace diamond]

that is me is the picture.
Sean Taft Hughes
a.k.a. Ace Diamond.
I am a real person.
as for any "acting" i've ever done,
www.carniesmovie.com
i did not get paid a single penny for the role i played in this film due out oct. 12 starring doug jones and reggie bannister as well as my best friend and drinking buddy, bill schulz, as well as myself.
as for myspace and facebook accounts:
www.myspace.com/acediamondexperience

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000567745231&v=app_2309869772#!/profile.php?id=100000567745231

shoes, you need to stop with your delusional lies.
i don't know anyone in real life named ted.
lounge machine notwithstanding.............. is an asshole.....

[Jagermeister]

that is me is the picture.
Sean Taft Hughes
a.k.a. Ace Diamond.
I am a real person.
as for any "acting" i've ever done,

https://www.carniesmovie.com

i did not get paid a single penny for the role i played in this film due out oct. 12 starring doug jones and reggie bannister as well as my best friend and drinking buddy, bill schulz, as well as myself.
as for myspace and facebook accounts:

https://www.myspace.com/acediamondexperience

https://www.facebook.com/theaceofdiamonds1977

shoes, you need to stop with your delusional lies.
i don't know anyone in real life named ted.
lounge machine notwithstanding.............. is an asshole.....

You do know they have designer frames now right? Just sayin...

[ace diamond]

You do know they have designer frames now right? Just sayin...

you have to ask yourself 1 question.........
do you honestly think i give a flying fuck?
the answer is:
no.
no, i do not give a flying fuck.
i like the frames i have just fine.
besides, do you have any idea how
many years it will take me to grow that much facial hair?