Judy Garland - PARTY ANIMAL

[MAX]

Lets get some pics. of Judy pissed out of her gourd, shall we...?!

Agreed.





DG's gonna kill me cos talkin' shit about Dorothy's sacrilige to her.

[Blaze]

Enough with the fairy photos Blaze/Oolith/Julia.....

Lets get some pics. of Judy pissed out of her gourd, shall we...?!

Hmmmm...
Hunt for photos of Mikhail Baryshnikov or Judy Garland.

You look for Judy. I'll look for Mikhail.

Q: There is a scene in The Turning Point where your love interest is performing drunk and stumbles onstage. Were you ever inebriated onstage?
A: Yes. Yes. I was at the Kennedy Center, and I danced the day performance. Somebody else was dancing the same part in the evening—it was Don Quixote—and I had business between the shows. I had dinner with a few friends and had probably a couple of vodkas and a little wine. You know, it was a serious dinner. I was running American Ballet Theatre—I was the director—and the leading dancer arrives onstage, takes a few steps, and grabs her knee or hip or something. She cannot continue—it's an injury. First I think, Can we locate my partner? They locate her. Then I ask myself, Can you dance or not? Just because I'm a bit tipsy. But I jump in the hot shower, cold shower, this and that. I danced. I danced better than I'd danced in the afternoon. It was definitely an improvement.

Q: We seem to be passing through a moment in which Americans are obsessed with vodka, especially the luxury brands.
A: The Russians have a great saying: "There is no bad vodka. There is vodka, and there is very good vodka." I don't drink vodka anymore—very rarely, with a little good Russian food or something.

Q: Any advice for young men who want to dance?
A: You're a dancer or you're not. Young man or young woman—it doesn't matter: This disease hits everybody. No gender is spared. When a young man is a dancer, gay or straight does not matter anymore in our society, luckily. The dance world was always much more open about being queer. In a way, it still is—but more open to straight guys. You know what I mean?

http://www.details.com/celebrities-entertainment/men-of-the-moment/200902/wiseguy-ballet-legend-mikhail-baryshnikov?currentPage=2

[Blaze]

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[Blaze]

[Sensible Shoes]

So he was a great dancer. I was never into ballet. Buncha creeps leaping around in tights and tutus. No thanks.

Brian Jones died in 1969 also. So what? Baryshnikov toured the UK several years prior to his defection (he defected in Toronto, Canada by the way).

Yes I know he defected in Toronto - it was his entre to the US where he'd already been offered a position with ABT.

So you're suggesting that the KGB would have just said - Oh OK Misha, just head out on your own with a famous aging drunk woman, and go score some drugs with rock stars. Unchaparoned. Hell! No problem!!!!

[Sensible Shoes]

For some reason I find ballet creepy. My parents were into the fine arts so I spent my childhood being forced to go to orchestras, shakespherian festivals, broadway plays. Seeing those people dance around in tights creeped me the fuck out. Out all the stuff I was forced to go to the best was the polynesian dancers. I eat that stuff up. Grass skirts, fire dancing. I love that stuff.

Ballet IS creepy. It was designed in an era where people had much different expectations of what they would be entertained by. Doesn't stand up as mass entertainment today.

[thome]

Agreed.





DG's gonna kill me cos talkin' shit about Dorothy's sacrilige to her.

You ...wrong...

I mean I should have posted uner my alias thome..............then DG no worry...

I mean thome not Max alias thome who is real and stuff...

[Diamondjimi]

Hmmmm...
Hunt for photos of Mikhail Baryshnikov or Judy Garland.

You look for Judy. I'll look for Mikhail.

Jayzus, where is a goddamn Groan button when I need one???

Blaze/Oolith/Julia (whateverthefuckyercallednow) Enough with this shite. Go and start a friggen Baryshnikov thread in the Dump. Anywhere but here is fine.

Your posts in this thread are shite, stop the fucking derailing, put the cap back on the bottle and go have a nap....

[Blaze]

Judy not doing it for ya?

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[Blaze]

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[Blaze]

[Hardrock69]

Yes I know he defected in Toronto - it was his entre to the US where he'd already been offered a position with ABT.

So you're suggesting that the KGB would have just said - Oh OK Misha, just head out on your own with a famous aging drunk woman, and go score some drugs with rock stars. Unchaparoned. Hell! No problem!!!!

Not at all. I find it hard to believe that part of the story as well.

I could see Judy being passed out drunk in Brian Jones and Phil May's flat naked from drinking too much though.

And that is the purpose of this thread, sweetie.

It does not say "Phil May - Liar About Mikhail Baryshnikov" at the top of this thread, now does it? That would be a truly ghey thread, not worthy of posting about.

Judy Garland was a legendary drunken pill-popper who I would have loved to bend over a wagon on Aunty Em's farm back when she was 16, ass-raping her until she swore I was the Tin Woodman with the Chromium Cob.

Just to hear her shriek "OH GOD YOU SURE ARE HARDER THAN STEEL!!!!" as I splooged all over her ass would have been an incredible experience.

[Diamondjimi]

[Diamondjimi]

Judy Garland was a legendary drunken pill-popper who I would have loved to bend over a wagon on Aunty Em's farm back when she was 16, ass-raping her until she swore I was the Tin Woodman with the Chromium Cob.

Just to hear her shriek "OH GOD YOU SURE ARE HARDER THAN STEEL!!!!" as I splooged all over her ass would have been an incredible experience.

Of course you are 16 as well, in this fantasy....

[Hardrock69]

Uh, well yeah, for legal reasons.