An ode to Women....and pussy!!

[Diamondjimi]

Yeah, but she was just hung up on the goo angle, yet not anal or rimjobs...so it was just odd...like, if she were totally frigid all the way around THEN I could agree that something catastrophic had happened to her sometime before we met...

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Same kind of thing here. I used to go out with a chick back in my early 20's who I'd know for a number of years prior and thought was a cool chick.
She wasn't into BJ's or having her cookie munched. Which was surprising to me. She did however have no objections to riding the baloney pony with a finger or thumb up her ass and sometimes arcing ropes of baby batter on her back wasn't a big deal.
She was another one that didn't like to get messy.Missionary position was the usual deal, I don't mind but it can get boring doing all the work. What really surprised me was that she was all for having her dumper plowed, on numerous occasions. I couldn't figure her out.
Eventually the novelty wore of and she turned back into her bi-polar self and I had decided one night I'd had enough of her bullshit and I bailed.
To which she decided to chase after me in her car and attempted to run me down. ( I was on foot carrying a Marshall head and pushing my bike home)
We somehow remained friends and she's told me she did regret being a bitch and losing me. But life's too short to spend it with bi-polar non jizz loving women....

[SparkieD]

She wasn't into...having her cookie munched.

Dead giveaway that something was wrong with her

[Terry]

Same kind of thing here. I used to go out with a chick back in my early 20's who I'd know for a number of years prior and thought was a cool chick.
She wasn't into BJ's or having her cookie munched. Which was surprising to me. She did however have no objections to riding the baloney pony with a finger or thumb up her ass and sometimes arcing ropes of baby batter on her back wasn't a big deal.
She was another one that didn't like to get messy.Missionary position was the usual deal, I don't mind but it can get boring doing all the work. What really surprised me was that she was all for having her dumper plowed, on numerous occasions. I couldn't figure her out.
Eventually the novelty wore of and she turned back into her bi-polar self and I had decided one night I'd had enough of her bullshit and I bailed.
To which she decided to chase after me in her car and attempted to run me down. ( I was on foot carrying a Marshall head and pushing my bike home)
We somehow remained friends and she's told me she did regret being a bitch and losing me. But life's too short to spend it with bi-polar non jizz loving women....

Funny, the one I was referring to was eventually diagnosed as bi-polar as well. She took a leave of absence from work for two months and got a prescription for Prozac and Xanax from some shrink, and would sit around the apartment engaging in crying jags, blubbering about how she was unhappy with her job. Meanwhile, I'm getting up and going to work every day, not particularly thrilled with my job at the time, either.

What IS it with those bi-polar nutty hens?

Still, she did have the cleanest, pinkest red snapper...in spite of it all, sometimes I miss her. I heard she found Jesus after we split up.

[Sensible Shoes]

Estrogen - It's poison.

[Susie Q]

Short and sweet. Sex is a two way street. You give, I give. You wanna play rough, I play rough. You want tender I play tender. Sexual compatibility, I say.

[Terry]

...such a lovely red snapper...always great to find a twat that doesn't look and smell like 10 million other dicks already jizzed in it...nice, firm pissflaps...didn't look like a slab of pastrami run over by a steam roller...

[Coyote]

Women...
Show them your feelings too early in the game, you're her bitch.
Make them cum good right off the bat, you'll never get rid of her...

[Coyote]

I wonder how many drinks I'd had when I posted that...

[VAiN]

hambon, this is a grate post! Thanks for a good read and a few good laughs!

[RA1DER]

hambon, this was an AWESOME post...Loved it!