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  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35754

    How to destroy a car with your ass.

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  • Blaze
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2009
    • 4371

    #2
    :LMAO:
    Awe, man that makes me want to go moon race cars! Who would have thought they could be so easily distracted. :D
    "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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    • chefcraig
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Apr 2004
      • 12172

      #3
      The hunt for the mystery Rally NZ mooner

      By Greg Pearson

      Last night Sports Tonight brought you Mark Tapper's full moon-induced exit from Rally New Zealand.

      Of all the action from last weekend's Rally New Zealand, one incident caught our attention, and unfortunately it also got Mark Tapper's too.

      “A very white bottom that was beside the road put me off for a fraction of a second, then I just ran wide and rolled,” Tapper says.

      So Tapper's rally came to a spectacular end – thanks to a spectator's end.

      The result was $20,000 worth of damage, but it appears he wasn't the first victim of the blinding white flash.

      “Apparently he dropped his pants at a car the day before, so yeah, maybe we have a serial mooner on our hands,” Tapper says.

      While he's not on the dark side about the moon, the flasher's confirmed identity so far remains a mystery.

      “I've always in the past known who it's been because it's been a mate, that's why it's been interesting this time trying to track down who it was to have a laugh with them,” he says.

      So with public safety in mind, Sports Tonight joined in the search – and all signs pointed to one man but he wasn't singing.

      "I know all about it, because everyone's been ringing me about it, but it wasn't me," says ‘Norm’.

      But while there might be cracks in his story, for now the mystery mooner remains on the prowl.

      As for Tapper, he hopes the incident doesn't leave a mark.

      ‘Take Possum Bourne for instance; he obviously got his nickname from a possum running out and crashing his car so I hope my nickname isn't going to be brown-eye,” says Tapper.


      Only time will tell.











      “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
      ― Stephen Hawking

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      • Blaze
        Full Member Status

        • Jan 2009
        • 4371

        #4
        "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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        • Dan
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 12194

          #5
          Originally posted by chefcraig
          The hunt for the mystery Rally NZ mooner

          By Greg Pearson

          Last night Sports Tonight brought you Mark Tapper's full moon-induced exit from Rally New Zealand.

          Of all the action from last weekend's Rally New Zealand, one incident caught our attention, and unfortunately it also got Mark Tapper's too.

          “A very white bottom that was beside the road put me off for a fraction of a second, then I just ran wide and rolled,” Tapper says.

          So Tapper's rally came to a spectacular end – thanks to a spectator's end.

          The result was $20,000 worth of damage, but it appears he wasn't the first victim of the blinding white flash.

          “Apparently he dropped his pants at a car the day before, so yeah, maybe we have a serial mooner on our hands,” Tapper says.

          While he's not on the dark side about the moon, the flasher's confirmed identity so far remains a mystery.

          “I've always in the past known who it's been because it's been a mate, that's why it's been interesting this time trying to track down who it was to have a laugh with them,” he says.

          So with public safety in mind, Sports Tonight joined in the search – and all signs pointed to one man but he wasn't singing.

          "I know all about it, because everyone's been ringing me about it, but it wasn't me," says ‘Norm’.

          But while there might be cracks in his story, for now the mystery mooner remains on the prowl.

          As for Tapper, he hopes the incident doesn't leave a mark.

          ‘Take Possum Bourne for instance; he obviously got his nickname from a possum running out and crashing his car so I hope my nickname isn't going to be brown-eye,” says Tapper.


          Only time will tell.


          http://www.3news.co.nz/The-hunt-for-...9/Default.aspx
          Please Note:It Wasn't Me.:D
          First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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          • Diamondjimi
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • May 2004
            • 12086

            #6
            Ass and Tapper in the same story. Always good for a larf !
            Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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            • Blaze
              Full Member Status

              • Jan 2009
              • 4371

              #7
              opppps
              "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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              • bueno bob
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 22951

                #8
                Originally posted by Dan
                Please Note:It Wasn't Me.:D
                Beat me to it...
                Twistin' by the pool.

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                • Dan
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 12194

                  #9
                  That's How You Say Hello In Kiwi.:D
                  First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                  • Nitro Express
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 32942

                    #10
                    I can see wreaking a car because of a hot female baring her ass for you but the driver must have been gay. He was oogling that piece of ass having fantasies and wrecked the fucking car.
                    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                    • Blackflag
                      Banned
                      • Apr 2006
                      • 3406

                      #11
                      "That cunt with his ass out."



                      That's one of the greatest videos I've ever seen.

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                      • Dan
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 12194

                        #12
                        You Would Think That,FAG.:D
                        First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32942

                          #13
                          Maybe he farted and blew the car off the road?
                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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