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What a dumb ass comment. Why do you think he is gay? Because he was a rock star in the 80"s who dressed like a rock star in the 80's? or because he has never been married?
Blender: What’s the most women you’ve slept with in one night?
Dave:Actually delivered the groceries? Three of five. But two of them, twice.
Blender:Have you ever accidentally found yourself in bed with a transvestite?
Dave: [Laughs] I’ve been fooled before, but not in bed. Have I ever been attracted to a man? There was a time in music when Bowie was happening, and you pretended to have kind of a fey way about you. But beyond that, no. Call me retro; I’m still hetero.
Blender: Have you ever actually gotten hot with a teacher?
Dave: Let me think. Schoolteachers since graduation, certainly. I’m a highly literate slut. Also, now, I’ve found that I’m the poster boy for an entire voting bloc I didn’t know existed: unmarried moms in their twenties and early thirties with one or two children under 7 years old, who have spent a lot of time—evidently!—on the Stairmaster. I call it the Stairmaster nation.
Blender: Are you ever going to settle down with a nice girl?
Dave: Probably not. I seem to get horny, but not lonely. I’m completely egocentric. The error in judgment comes only when you pretend you aren’t. How many ruined families and ruined progeny and hungry little soccer kids should not have happened from individuals who went, “Baby, I love you as much as the spotlight”?
Blender: What’s the most women you’ve slept with in one night?
Dave:Actually delivered the groceries? Three of five. But two of them, twice.
Blender:Have you ever accidentally found yourself in bed with a transvestite?
Dave: [Laughs] I’ve been fooled before, but not in bed. Have I ever been attracted to a man? There was a time in music when Bowie was happening, and you pretended to have kind of a fey way about you. But beyond that, no. Call me retro; I’m still hetero.
Blender: Have you ever actually gotten hot with a teacher?
Dave: Let me think. Schoolteachers since graduation, certainly. I’m a highly literate slut. Also, now, I’ve found that I’m the poster boy for an entire voting bloc I didn’t know existed: unmarried moms in their twenties and early thirties with one or two children under 7 years old, who have spent a lot of time—evidently!—on the Stairmaster. I call it the Stairmaster nation.
Blender: Are you ever going to settle down with a nice girl?
Dave: Probably not. I seem to get horny, but not lonely. I’m completely egocentric. The error in judgment comes only when you pretend you aren’t. How many ruined families and ruined progeny and hungry little soccer kids should not have happened from individuals who went, “Baby, I love you as much as the spotlight”?
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